burnt fence

The appearance of teeth that have not been taken care of for a long, long time.

"Your boss has teeth like a burnt fence"

by MeesterEd February 8, 2018

fence hopping

The act of hopping a fence or otherwise entering a property for the purpose of having sexual intercourse with pets and/or livestock.

The locals were disgusted when they discovered that Bob had been fence hopping.

by assmurderer July 25, 2010

spite fence

When a homeowner constructs an extra tall fence on the section of his property that borders a neighbor's land that he hates. Can be made to obstruct a view, such as in a mountain range.

Garunteed to piss off the offending neighbor.

Dude 1: My neighbor wont tie up his damn dog. It keeps shitting on my lawn. I'm building a spite fence!

Dude 2: Damn good idea! That'll piss him off!

by Macgyverman1123 January 8, 2014

Hermann Fegelein

An incredibly sexy 104 year German Nazi General. It was thought he was killed during Adolf Hitler's downfall, but he has recently re-emerged and hasn't aged a day!

He claims he figured out time travel and that is why he has not aged, however there is some speculation that he is actually a zombie.

Hermann Fegelein despite being from the past is up to date with all the current technologies and even has his own Facebook account! He has also married the incredibly sexy and desirable Rellik Uzi, since his former wife Gretl Fegelein died in 1987.

Hermann Fegelein is soooo hot! =)

by Rellik Uzi August 27, 2010

fence sitting

Fence sitting, sitting on the fence, sitting on a fence, are all terms for someone who refuses to make a decision. Usually it describes someone who will not take a stand on two very defined and clearly opposing options/opinions. This can be both good and bad.

Clair was angry that Mandy occasionally used drugs; Mandy thought drug use should be legal. Angela was neither for nor against it, and sat on the fence about it, instead trying to calm her friends down.

The politician, when questioned on abortion, sat on the fence, never giving a clear opinion; he was afraid of losing support from the right or the left.

by JZ June 15, 2004

Fence post

Euphemism for being physically assaulted.

A: What happened to you?

B: I got hit by a fence post.

by Velosarapture July 21, 2014

Sit on the fence

To decide to avoid making a decision one way or another.

Girl 1: You coming to the movie with us?
Girl 2: No, she's coming to the club with us!
Girl 3: Umm, I need to think about this, I don't really want to have to choose.
Girl 1: She's just trying to sit on the fence.

by ZMan June 24, 2010