Felon fucker

A chick who writes to guys in prison is one definition, a chick who dates guys that are primarily felons or have been in prison, a chick who likes to count the number of felons they have had sex with and look at it like a trophy. Also a chick that only dates guys that are

Bridget sure is a felon fucker she's found herself another a****** who's just been released from prison to go out with

by Zorrobitch April 12, 2020

Felon Factory

Females in the inner city who have kids out of wedlock who then go onto commit felonies.

Oh good, the felon factory went to jail and didn’t post bond, guess the production line will be shut down for a couple of months while she awaits sentencing.

by johnstockton89 October 16, 2022

felonin

(Noun) : {fell-a-nin} The skin pigment common to the North American Pavement Ape that causes them to have a higher predisposition to criminality.

The lower the Felonin in the skin, the less chance they will rob you.

by Bama Chime Maker November 5, 2023

felonimus

n. the famous thirst quenching drink called gatorade

can i have some of your felonimus???

lets go to the store to buy a felonimus

by Valdorus December 12, 2004

felf

A felf is a part fox part elf combination. The term was coined in the 80's from a number of fantasy books. Felfs have the all the admirable qualities of an elf and all the graceful qualities of a fox. They are generally very good looking. Male felfs are handsome while females are very pretty. As far as mystical creatures go, felfs are the best looking.

On the way to the castle, the hero had to fight the dragon, get past the charming looks of the felf, and outsmart the wizard.

by FABIO!!!! January 4, 2011

Facebook felony

n. Any drunken debauchery, act of adultery, or embarrassing act that should have been kept secret, but somehow managed to be exposed via an incriminating Facebook photo album or News Feed item. Facebook felonies are responsible for 90% of all college break-ups.

News Feed: You have been tagged in an Album. "How to make him forget about is girlfriend Volume I"

Mike: Who the fuck?...SHIT!...I can't talk my way out of this Facebook felony!!!

by MHunter December 29, 2007

felophile

A person who gets a bit too cosy with cats

Get your hands off my cat! This felophile behavior is unacceptable here.

by noman the 3rd December 1, 2010