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Facesquat

To snatch up a Facebook "vanity url", the custom screenname now available on the popular social networking site.
Mike Pence facesquatted Obie Fernandez's name as his URL. It ruined their friendship.
by bro2baseball June 16, 2009
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Faceshing

The act of posting a status on Facebook about yourself to elicit sympathy or praise from other people.(also see: facebragging).

Contraction of the words Facebook and fishing because it's effectively throwing a line out on Facebook and hoping someone will bite.
Jamie: Bob's Facebook status said he got fired today and the tests came back and he does have herpes.

Bryan: He's probably just Faceshing, don't comment.
by Chris Congerio November 7, 2009
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faceshat

Completely drunk and/or intoxicated.
I got completely faceshat for my 21st birthday and I don´t remember any of it.
by MrFishMan January 10, 2011
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Fakeship

When a person uses you for the benefit of them self they use you for you for money,rides, clothes anything they can get from you. But when you ask for help or you need them they are no where to be found.Watch out
Me: Why is it that when I call Kyle up for help he's never there but when he needs me I'm there for anything....
Friend: Girl that's a Fakeship
by Crazy_Kutz April 8, 2017
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Lovely Faces

A person's face that is appealing to look at.
Wow.. Olivia over there really has a lovely face.

Jordan and Ali are two girls that do not have lovely faces!
by noonebythenameofolivia March 1, 2011
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free smiley faces

fucking masterpieces of art. unfortunately, free-smiley(-faces).de is dead, so conservation efforts are ongoing. Consider checking out r/freesmiley for some good free smiley faces.
free smiley faces.de was a great website. It's sad to see it gone.
by chefanthony April 19, 2021
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facesitting

when a beautful female sits her luscious ass down on a male's face (sometimes on females too)...in femdom and sm practices. sometimes just for fun, but can also be part of breath control/suffocation play
Mistresses Damiana and Jezebel continuted to torture their slave. Damiana sat on the slave's face for a few minutes while they both whipped his cock and balls.
by John M. February 5, 2005
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