Fartsomnia

The condition of sleeplessness related to you or your partner's/roommate's frequent farting.

Fart + Insomnia = fartsomnia

I took the wife to the chili cook-off and barely slept that night due to fartsomnia.

by The JBB July 15, 2009

Fartocks

When you fart and it makes your buttocks slap eachother...

Wow...those were nice fartocks?

by Hope May 4, 2004

farsonist

An arsonist who lights his or her farts to set fires.

The local police decided the cause of the fire was a farsonist based on the foul stench left at the scene of the crime.

by Alex Arkaik September 9, 2010

FartComa

A fart so intoxicating that it induces one into a coma. In the worst cases, death is possible.

"oh shit! Billy just fartcomaed himself!"

-"Billy is in a coma"
-"how?"
-"A FartComa..."
-"OMG!"

by steveypoo April 10, 2008

fartosphere

The environmental niche surrounding you immediately after the release of a highly noxious fart.

Sith Lord:(swinging lightsaber) You're dead old man!
Yoda: A fartosphere create I will. Die you will.
(Yoda farts with immense force)
Sith Lord: (choking) You bloody yeti! what the f*** did u do?
Yoda: Feel the fart, mother****er!
Sith Lord: Noooooooo.... *gasp*cough*
(Sith Lord Dies)
Yoda walks off into the sunset, his trusty lightsaber dangling at his side and an unsightly yellow spot on his tunic where his butthole should be.

by Kewlie June 6, 2008

Fartogenics

An potential emergency medicine technique that uses hydrogen sulfide gas (H2S) to attenuate the negative consequences of oxygen starvation, thereby extending rescue response survival times.

"Fart on his face, he's not breathing - fartogenics could be his only chance to live!"

by nnss2 October 15, 2009

fartorade

When you find some Gatorade lying around and decide to drink it on impulse and the first whiff you get of it smells like someone is bent over in the bottle farting up your nostrils.

"Oh shit son! A free Gatorade!....oh what the fuck is this flavor!? It's a full bottle of fartorade!"

by Btcsk8r March 2, 2014