fartissimo

a butt-trumpet blast for the ages.

it might not be silent, but it's perfectly capable of still being deadly.

The winner of the vegetarian chili-chomping contest soon found her downfall as her bum began to play in fartissimo, to the delight and dismay of her companions.

by Haystack October 28, 2015

fattness

Yo mamma.

My name is Candice I don't like yo fattness. Yo makin' me mad, and that ain't not the fad.

by Yo yo you yo yeah November 2, 2003

fratiness

Fratiness is a state of mind or feeling characterized by contentment, love, satisfaction, pleasure, or joy of being fratty.

You could see his fratiness radiate from his pop collar as he pounded his forty full of King Cobra

by chad the 8th November 3, 2009

FARTINESE

To speak in tongue. To use words only you or few comprehend. Or to speak like Ozzy Osbourne.

1. I'm not speaking in FARTINESE.
2. Those kids nowadays really know their FARTINESE.
3. You talking FARTINESE?
4. Ok, I'm gonna use FARTINESE, so you will understand what I'm saying!

by Onecrzyhairball September 3, 2016

Fartness

The state of being extremely gassy.

would you believe it! Michael has entered into a state of fartness.

by Bediss July 15, 2018

fartness lockness

a fart monster that haunts your doors when they are locked. It eats u from the inside out, usually it tends to hide in your intestinal track.

person 01889: My intestinal track feels like the 9th circle of hell
Per(poop)son 5: I think thats just fartness lockness, no need to fear! he is lover.

person 1892937388999: U shit licker!

by fartness lockness June 30, 2022

fatness/fitness

One supposedly follows the other; only one letter difference to mean the exact opposites.

If you combine fatness/fitness, what do you get? "Fiatness"? Does that refer to an overweight person who drives a crappy subcompact car?

by QuacksO May 31, 2020