Ramen Farts

The incontinence caused by consuming a diet of mainly Ramen noodles. Characteristic effects include gurgling stomach, hungry feeling, and silent farts. Some of these effects are amplified if the Ramen noodles are consumed with cheap beer, and a noxious odor is then associated with the farts.

Dude, I gotta start getting some real food. These Ramen farts are going to be the death of my social life.

by starvingnbroke November 18, 2010

whisper farts

When you're laying in bed ultra gassy and endlessly farting hiss tone farts. Usually these farts are extremely vile due to some mystery fast food protein eaten earlier or the previous day.

Dude, last night the room was thick and humid from my whisper farts.

by 88-0554 September 19, 2013

rotting cabbage farts

Flatulence that smells so horrific you are unable to remain standing once the gas hits you.

I dropped to my knees when his rotting cabbage farts wafted into my headspace.

by Dr Bunnygirl August 9, 2019

Smelling their own farts

Term used to the delusion of individuals who think they are producing something great when actually it's a piece of shit.

Hey Danaerys, it's Jon Snow. Have you seen the scripts for season 8. Weiss and Benioff think it's great. They have definately been smelling their own farts in the writers room.

by Jayboy1980 November 4, 2020

noxious farts

farts so deadly, the stench is powerful enough to kill 10 adult humans

Uber driver: Stop ripping noxious farts. Let me open the windows. I don't care if it's snowing outside, I have 2 kids & I don't wanna die.
Fartisha: Yeah whatever

by Jumbled McGobbledygook January 23, 2021

artsy-fartsy

A derogatory term to describe a pretentiously irritating person who exhibits an overblown involvement or appreciation of the arts

Artsy-fartsy individuals tend to be unemployed and enjoy finger-painting.

“I cannot stand the artsy-fartsy type; they are just a bunch of trendy hippies.”

by tttico February 6, 2010

running farts

Where you have to fart while you are running. When you fart, you can't stop farting.

This is also caused when you have to fart and attempt to hold it in and then you start running.

That was the worst 100 meter sprint I had to do, I had the running farts the whole way.

by Ewout Rook March 13, 2009