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faecal japan

The act of sitting in a position whereby the anus is located above the head, possibly in a bath. Whilst suffering from acute explosive diahrroea, the culprit sprays their own body and face with liquid faeces. Most often seen on the shock website www.tubgirl.com
I was bored, and a little tetchy; I guess it was my irritable bowel syndrome - either way, I went for a fecal japan.
by Malcy Bee February 13, 2005
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Faisal

He’s that type of guy who would like to play challenges with you and see who would win but when it comes to you he would play you very dirty like maybe taking you for granted and will use you to make his big ass forehead ex that looks like an alien creature that will make you want to throw up by seeing her ugly ass cow face, and he would lie to you many times! But he’s such a bad liar like he’s not good at lying nor even hiding the truth, and could literally just blame you for everything and will say that it’s your fault for hurting him or putting him through pains when he was the one who did that to you mostly!!, and he couldn’t speak up his straight up facts to you cause he will make his mind till the day we die cause you’ll never know what’s gonna happen between you and him soon and later! But…his shit head ex is a goddamn ugly looking duck face cause she’s such a dramatic bitch that won’t shut her mouth for saying some nonsense bullshit things.
Faisal is a liar and can’t even be honest with you, cause he loves to play games with you.
by SuPeR_mOdEl_shut_upppp August 31, 2021
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Faisal

Faisal is a trendsetter and loves trends and he does not care what people thinks about him, he’s cool with the flow, if you mess with him get out of the way he will crush you, if you have a son named Faisal you will have good luck
Faisal is my son!
by Faisal Alrazooqi June 11, 2018
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Faisal

Getting a blowjob while eating halal chicken.
PERSON1: Man, this stripper gave me a faisal yesterday.
PERSON2: Sweet!
by Torsa December 16, 2008
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Faisal Sami

I love Faisal Sami he is like Faisal Sallakh
by Trash camp doors October 27, 2019
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Faecal Fuck

Having your significant other snap off a shit into a condom, freezing it, then using it as a dildo.
"Where did Shannan dissapear to?"
" Down the servo with Ricky to buy condoms for a faecal fuck, That bitch loves the shit out of him aye"
"literally"
by ShannanD July 25, 2023
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Faisal

A wannabe cool guy that goes to his spot everyday and spend hours smoking cigarettes and weed. He's also bad in everything he does and can't pull any bitches cause he ugly af.
Kid: Look mom there's faisal

Mom: Don't stay around him or you'll also become a useless person that nobody likes.
by The guy who Fucked yo mom November 24, 2021
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