facepoopin

When it takes a minimum of 30 minutes to take a dump because facebook is distracting.

When josh takes a shit it takes all day. He be facepoopin

by Glock179mm July 30, 2016

Facehooking

When one tries to garner attention from his or her facebook friends by writing something they think is clever, witty, or outrageous into their status update.

Did you see Jenna's Update? The milk in her fridge is green!

Don't comment. She's just Facehooking.

by TBayJ November 28, 2010

Facehooking

When females intentionally go on Facebook and post pictures, posts, and/or memes as to stimulate others sexually to use towards either inflating their ego/self esteem, flirting, or sexual favor in person or messaging. Also, used for cheating, hookups, and meeting someone.

She got on her phone and posted a filter picture with her cleavage bubbling out on Facebook to see what guys hit her up. Facehooking again.

by CincyTitan513 April 6, 2021

Shit-Facebooking

The act of posting random, sometimes rambling nonsense or eruptions of garbled logic as a result of imbibing alcohol or other intoxicants.

"Sorry for my long post last night -- I had what I thought were some good story ideas, so I posted them on FB. Today, though, it appears I had too much wine and was just shit-Facebooking."

or

"Ignore Jacob's lame jokes on his page. I happen to know he had some buddies over last night and they were shit-Facebooking."

or

Shit-Facebooking is the new Drunk Dialing.

by dailywordnerd May 5, 2010

facepooing

To creep on facebook while on the toilet during a number 2 session.

O man i was facepooing some highschool friends today, and i didnt know kenny had a kid.

by cachuga July 16, 2011

instant facebooking (IF)

When two or more people reply to one another's comments on Facebook in a fashion that would resemble how they would use MSN.

I was going to go to sleep at 12, but then two of my friends started instant facebooking (IF)ing me, so I ended up going to sleep at 3:45.

by rebel wordsmith November 15, 2009

Cocaine Facebooking

The act of harassing people on Facebook who you wouldn't normally talk to because you are extremely high on white powders and have no one else to talk to as you have taken the day off of work.

Tarquin spent all day cocaine facebooking. By the end of the day people had deleted Tarquin from their friend list.

by Poptart. March 4, 2014