flabergasted

so absolutely boggled to the point were you start to speak mush

when the beast was hurt I was flabergasted!!!

by ummamelaniestan October 5, 2018

Homo Faber

A type of sexmove in which one party impregnates the other, assumes they get an abortion, leaves them, returns after their child is legal, in order to travel with it around Europe start a romantic relationship, sleep with them, and have them die in an accident.

Hey, you remember Laura? I pulled a Homo Faber on her.

by Packinsomehos April 22, 2021

Faber

One who is a Marijuana fiend. Absolutely loves marijuana and it's consumption

Dude stop being a Faber and hogging the weed!

by The Stoner Kid May 18, 2009

fiberglasses

When a teacher's (or anyone for that matter) glasses are so thick that it appears they're made of fiberglass.

We could barely see her eyes peering through those fiberglasses.

by J.Robbins January 23, 2007

flabergastry

The act of performing something which is flabergasting

I was blown away by the sheer level of flabergastry

by Jorgezoltan June 4, 2007

Faber

A being with an ass that is so gay and large that one cannot fathom.

Where is Faber's gay ass?

by m69t69n69t69 August 3, 2010

fiberglassed

To be plastered on light beer.

Man that chick finally did me, but only because she was totally fiberglassed!

by blueeyederic August 19, 2003