Figure Outerer

A person who figures things out

I figured it out, therefore I am a figure outerer.

by Etzel August 25, 2014

Figure skater

Someone who puts themselves through so much mental and physical pain and no one knows why. They are always exhausted. Always. Usually practice ends in tears and we are all dealing constant body regulation but we love to skate we promise. Also the sparkly dresses duh

Wow that figure skater looks tired

by That_rando_figure_skater February 26, 2019

Figure It Out

To Figure It Out is to FIGURE IT OUT SON! When you don't put forth common sense or just act stupid; you are told by the teacher to FIGURE IT OUT. Then you don't respond and get busy trying to FIGURE IT OUT SON!

Student 1: I Don't know what do do.
Marx: FIGURE IT OUT SON!
Student 1: <tries to figure it out!>

by One who has FIGURED IT OUT! June 24, 2005

Figure Eight

The sexual act of when two people stand shoulder to shoulder, facing opposite directions, and both are bent over giving and reiceiving rim jobs; all while standing. The position of the foreplay pleasures both people and results in the image of the number eight.

"Since we both like our buttholes licked, do you want to try the Figure Eight?"

by Mr. Dirty Sunshine August 23, 2011

figure eight

To burn out in the number eight motion.

I figure eighting in the Corvette.

by Jizzo Fortanel January 20, 2004

figure skating

an extremely hard sport that only the smartest, prettiest, most gorgeous people can do. boys who do it are gay

figure skating is cooler than hockey

by noosheeeeeeennnn September 17, 2008

Figure of Screech

Like a figure of speech but used improperly or just wrong. Based on "Saved by the Bell" character, Samuel 'Screech' Powers, portrayed by actor Dustin Diamond. Sayings created by the spaz of the group that are so bad they are memorable and become common phrases.

figure of Screech: Jessie: How can we without hurting his feelings?

Screech: Why don't we just wave a skunk in front of him?

Screech: You know, Screech, for once you have a good idea?

and
Screech: Oh, a bully dumped me down the garbage chute. Someday I'm gonna get even with that girl.

and
Screech: If you want beautiful scenery, baby, wait 'til you see me in a wet T-shirt.

and
Screech: Who're you calling a cantaloupe, you melon head?

by AnimalMother969 April 25, 2015