Eeyore

Synonym for donkey - particularly in poker circles.

Nice call with ace-high, Eeyore.

by SirLacksALot December 9, 2008

Eeyore

A blow job given a man wearing a condom. Named after the Winnie the Pooh character Eeyore, who received a broken baloon for his birthday and enjoyed picking it up with his mouth and moving it into and out of a jar.

"Shit, man, I'm not giving you an Eeyore, take that thing off!"

by Khizzar November 28, 2007

spiritual eyesore

A woman who is beautiful on the outside but ugly on the inside

ralph: Do you know what a spiritual eyesore is?
ned: Do I? Shit! I'm married to one, buddy. Hello?
fiona: Hey! I heard that, motherfucker!
ned: Oops! Sorry, dear!

by thurb January 1, 2021

eyesore of eyesex

Eyesex is when you get a girl to takeout her glass eye before sex entry, but eyesore of eyesex is the black and blue around the eyes and nose from my balls banging on her face.

Girl One: Do you smell burning rubber?
Answer: Yeah, that's me you are gonna have eyesore of eyesex from that smell.

by midikurlips April 29, 2019

Eeyore

Someone who is always negative and pessimistic. This person is always boring and is a stark contrast from a tigger.

Dude, don't be such an eeyore.

by BabydollDame22 August 3, 2016

irish eyeopener

morning alcoholic beverage consisting of whiskey, orange juice and green coloring. often enjoyed on March 18th with leftover whiskey from st. patrick's day.

I woke so hungover, I needed an irish eyeopener to get my day started.

by 188 Marcus Garvey April 24, 2014

eeyore party

An acid (LSD) party.

Guy 1:"Hey, wanna go to a eeyore party tonight?"
Guy 2:"Probably, what's that?"
Guy 1:"Look it up on the internet."

by Fugiware April 25, 2009