extended adolescence

Derogatory lifestyle description marrieds use for unmarrieds 25 years old or older.

Mom: Why don't you give Fred a chance?
Mandy: Mom, he's 5 inches shorter than me and 15 years older.
Mom: Ugh, you're so picky, you just want to keep enjoying your extended adolescence!

Dad: Did you see Mary at the wedding last night?
Cameron: Yeah Dad, hard to miss her!
Dad: That's not very nice! One day you'll get over your extended adolescence, and you're going to want to settle down with a nice girl!

by Thunder Stone October 30, 2013

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Life Extension

Based on cryopreservation through many novels and movies such as Vanilla Sky. One has the ability to freeze oneself under ultra-cold temperatures, making the aging process stop and non-existing which would achieve "suspended animation". Already there have been cases of this process, even companies like "www.alcor.org" is offering the service of immortality through cryogenics. Soon we can see if this technology can be harbored.

Soon I will achieve exactly what Tom Cruise acheived in Vanilla Sky, by purchasing life extension membership from Alcor.

by Allen "Aames" Han September 28, 2006

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triple entente

The act of simultaneously giving felacio to three different persons.

Marisa Robinson did some mad ass triple entente.

by George A. James April 26, 2006

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extended cab

A woman with a large ass.

"You see the extended cab on that bitch?"

by Ryan C. Mason December 11, 2007

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excentrasize

Often used to describe a thing, an action, or an event as amazing, awesome, cool, dope, excellent, fly, phat, radical, sick, or generally very good.

We are going to excentrasize that party.
We totally excentrasized last night.
We are excentrasizing it.
We are video excentrasizing it.
That was excentrasizational.
The DJ excentrasizated that party last night.

by Dan Blah April 3, 2009

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