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explosive cereal

for this move you need to take a lady to outer space and go on a space walk. during the walk you must pull out your penis so it explodes and collect all the fragments, then bring them back to the ship and make the woman eat them in a bowl of cereal, usually special k.
james: yo bro are you going on that nasa mission?
louis: yeh im gonna make lisa eat explosive cereal.
by NeilArmstrongIsMyDad44 May 10, 2019
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explosive oof

Veeerrrrry explosive. An atomic, nuclear oof beyond measure or comprehension. An oof to end all oofs.
It was an explosive oof when Gabriela caught Devin masturbating in Dr. Horseman's class. She yelled "explosive!" and the ceiling fell.
by Gspot24 September 4, 2019
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Explosive diarrhea

In 2010, explosive diarrhea claimed the lives of over 9,000 Americans and over 7,000,000 toilets.
by ChunkyLover510 March 17, 2011
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expensive urine

The major result obtained pursuant to the consumption of just about every libido-boosting, life-prolonging, vitality-enhancing magical pill force advertised to ignorant consumers everywhere.
Cost me five-hundred bucks for a three months supply of PeNiS-max--all it did was give me expensive urine, and it stunk too...
by YAWA February 2, 2019
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explosive diarrhea

Its Sorta like a volcano, it builds up, then it begins to rumble. Then small streams of "warm" molten stuff begin to flow. then when you least expect it POW! It blows, and just like a volcano all the surrounding area is devastated
Once my friend tried to light his fart on fire, little did he know he had explosive diahrrea, all i have to say is we never saw him again...
by Uber Noob December 9, 2003
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explosives

your friend asks you to write a sexy poem for him. you're not quite in the mood but you know you will be by the time the poem is written.
I don't know if its the moon, my thirst or your existence that makes me picture sexy scenes. half moan half breath half girl half cat. when you get hard i get so soft. like a finger in melting butter i am fire only hotter. (did she just rhyme butter with hotter) your tongue is the pen that licks rhymes on my flesh. and when i have read them i recite them back. you show me how and when and where. and i come crawling pull your hair. your lap is my throne and we are at ease. moving feels so natural and free. hide the explosives after we're done, then do it again and again and again.
by Krkič May 17, 2019
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liquid explosives

The latest element of the "age of terror", liquid explosives are meant to make you so scared that you'll vote for an idiot like George Bush, John Howard or Tony Blair. Did someone say diversionary tactic? Why don't we start addressing real issues like economic inequality, poverty and the world's diminishing resources instead of worrying about this made up bullshit.
LIQUID EXPLOSIVES AND A ONE WAY TICKET!! Holy shit everybody hit the floor. I'm so fucking terr - o - fied
by Prof. J.P. O'Brien August 19, 2006
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