Exercise? i thought you said extra fries!

If you laugh or say this you are either a facebook mom or else you are have a fucking shitty humor

Someone: Exercise? I thought you said extra fries!
You: laughs
Me: You fucking retarded bitch- Are you a 52 year old facebook mom or what?

by Your local spelling helper April 5, 2022

Toe exercising

Exercising your toes with the intent to perform sexual acts

Cara incorporated toe exercising into her workout routine. She has the strongest toes and it really turns me one — it does the trick!

by Karen Powers March 16, 2022

foreign exercise video

A euphemism used to reference a pornographic movie in a less 'seedy' sounding manner

Roommate #1: "What was that porno were you watching when I got home yesterday?"

Roommate #2: (slightly embarassed) "Hey--that wasn't a porno, it was a foreign exercise video!"

by GinaM November 14, 2007

exorcism head

running into an old girlfriend and convincing her to give you a blowjob. essentially, raising old head from the dead.

Jim was totally hitting on Heather, even though he hasn't seen her in months. He's on the prowl for some exorcism head.

by broseph85 April 3, 2009

Exercise

Something yo fatass should be doing right now.

Fit Friend: Dude you really need some exercise, you have been in the house for days playing god of war
Fatass: Nah m8, I might die out there fam.

by XChristinaXx June 30, 2017

Oregon Exorcism

When you fuck a pregnant woman so hard she goes into labor

She wasn't due until January, but Steve gave her an Oregon exorcism

by Spencer Ace August 26, 2019

Exercising

Time wasted trying to look less fat. Not recomended for fat asses.
May cause heart attack and muscle falure.

Fat ass "dude im so fat, maybe i should start exercising"

Mom "you wouldnt want to do that dear, you would kill yourself"

by I hate preps February 20, 2009