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The Escalator

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1. during a threesome involving one man and two women. the women are stacked stomach too back and the man assumes a kneeling position behind them and proceeds to push his penis from one girl to the next, starting with the bottom girl working his way up. Or reverse the order and direction for variations.
The highlight of my threesome was when i pulled the escalator on the two of them. Next time I think I'm gonna add another floor!
by 42 guys under the Rainbow October 21, 2011
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escalator

moving staircase (not to be confused with the moving staircases in Harry Potter) used to make walking up stairs easier. Its like taking the worst part about elevators (makes you fat) and stairs (takes too long) and putting it all in one convenient location.
Guy 1: Dude lets take the escalator
Guy 2: Why?
Guy 1: Because escalators are slow and make me fat!
by darkshadow29 July 30, 2010
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Excalibur

What the lady of the lake presented to Arthur, King of the Britains.
The who?
The Britains.
Who're the Britains?
You - I - We all are!
And I am your king.
Well I didn't vote for you.
You don't vote for kings
Oh, well I could be king then.
Strange women lying in ponds distributing swords is no base for a system of government. Let's face it: If I went around saying I was emperor because some broad launched a scimitar at me, they'd cart me away!
by emiolie February 24, 2004
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Excalibur Sonic

A form of Sonic the Hedgehog that appears in the game Sonic and the Black Knight for the final boss fight. He is covered in golden armor and wields the Sacred Sword Excalibur. He doesn't use up rings, but can lose them if hit. Excalibur Sonic seems to only have a few abilities such as Dodging, Slashing, and Soul Surge
Sonic Fan: Man Excalibur Sonic is so cool!

2nd Sonic Fan: nah. Darkspine Sonic was better.
by ChoasPunishment February 26, 2010
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escalanche

A Cadillac Escalade EXT. This vehicle is identical in function to the Chevrolet Avalanche but has all the fancy stuff an Escalade has. It also comes with a 6.2 liter 403 horsepower v8 that is not available on the Avalanche.
The Escalanche is a cross between the Avalanche and Escalade EXT.
by kennellyb October 20, 2007
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excel boner

To be impressed by, envious of, or aroused by a spreadsheet. Most common in cases where the Excel document contains VB Script or some other sophisticated functionality.
VLOOKUPs give me an Excel boner.
by halee June 10, 2014
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encalibrated

when you are higher than a beuch but ur not faded you are just encalibrated asfffucckkkkkkkk
when your encalibrated as fuck like you be smoking on that shiiiet and you feel encalibrated like high as fuck ya feel me
creator: nutsack ORAL
random nigger: bro i’m encalibrated as fuck
you: huh?
random nigger: like i’m chillen like i’m just encalibrated than a ho maine

BENJI BOI: yo bro i’m encalibrated as fuck
c bass: yea bro same
by geekin 666 April 3, 2023
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