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Get the Do you make your own earrings? mug.a noun used to describe someone who has lost most mental functions, becomes obnoxiously touchy and has problems contolling their body movements due to use of ecstacy
by AG July 10, 2004
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noun (rhymes with Retard).
Someone who has compromised their cognitive function by using too much "E" or ecstasy (MDMA). Common expressions of being an ETARD are diminished short term and long term memory, merciless bouts of depression, crying jags that last longer than a day, finding enjoyment in watching a blank TV screen; at it's worst, thinking Britney Spears isn't really that bad.
Someone who has compromised their cognitive function by using too much "E" or ecstasy (MDMA). Common expressions of being an ETARD are diminished short term and long term memory, merciless bouts of depression, crying jags that last longer than a day, finding enjoyment in watching a blank TV screen; at it's worst, thinking Britney Spears isn't really that bad.
You do NOT want to go out with Bob, he raved so hard in his teens he's an ETARD now.
Crap, dude, stay away from that bitch, she's an etard.
We rolled so hard we wound up etards.
Crap, dude, stay away from that bitch, she's an etard.
We rolled so hard we wound up etards.
by Steve A Holt December 11, 2006
Get the ETard mug.A jewelry item worn by a warlock in times of loneliness when on a great quest for his beloved maiden. Best if accompanied by wooden staff and dragon ring(s!).
"Oh my god, he's wearing the dragon earring. run away...fast!"
or:
"the dragon earring nearly reached his shoulder. my, the snout hung low."
or:
"the dragon earring nearly reached his shoulder. my, the snout hung low."
by horrified maiden May 6, 2008
Get the dragon earring mug.the act of homosexual intercourse whereby one man holds the others ankles up over his shoulders near his own head, whilst fucking him up the arse! see also anlkle holder
ONE GAY MAN TO THE OTHER: whats ur favourite position?
THE OTHER GAY MAN: oh i love to do ankle earrings, u can get in his tight arse nice an deep!
THE OTHER GAY MAN: oh i love to do ankle earrings, u can get in his tight arse nice an deep!
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Get the eyarrhea mug.The extra earring(s) women wear to let you know they aren't mormon. This is because mormons are only allowed to wear "one modest pair of earrings." If ever in doubt as to whether or not a girl is mormon, look for the extra earring(s).
I was totally hitting on Breanna the other day, but I saw she had an I'm not mormon earring.. I can only date mormons, so I ran away.
by sizzam January 11, 2009
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