Esser

Most homosexual guy to grace planet earth

Max: "Emil that guy looks like an Esser"
Emil: " Yeah he looks like he slurps semen on the regular"

by Whomst would've June 10, 2019

essendrop

One who is suspiciously good at everything.

When did she learn Chinese?!
She's an Essendrop.
Oh.

by Yoda35 April 24, 2014

Eisenseite

A german archaism for a conservative man that puts the prospects of his family over his personal interests and desires.

A:I always wanted to be an artist but,if I want to establish a family in the future, I need a safe job and a good paycheck,so I decided to study Law at an university.

B:I respect that. You know how to deal with responsibilities. You are a true Eisenseite.

by Firefox-31 January 30, 2020

essien

the person who brightens every day just by being in it. Whose smile and giggle is infectious. The person you love until your heart is fit to burst!

Essien my nephew.

by Auntie Wendy September 16, 2013

Herbal Essences

Woman's shampoo, except some guy nuts in it for a variety of reasons. Some reasons that may drive a man to add their cum to a shampoo bottle are including, but not limited to: Revenge, extreme sexual confusion, being high as fuck, or just for the sheer pleasure of knowing that your girlfriend's abstinence pact is pointless.

John: "I've been adding some herbal essences to my cousin's shampoo because I suspect she is cheating on me, but now she is pregnant, any chance I could be the father?"
James: "What the fuck is wrong with you?"
John: "So I could be the father?"
James: "Yes, you probably are, but you deserve everything that is coming to you."
John: "I'll just say I'm going to get some milk, that's what my dad said"

by Kelpy Gً October 23, 2019

Espen

Contrary to what some may believe, to pull an 'Espen' actually means achieving something larger than life, a supreme achievement few could only dream of.

That's one small step for an Espen, but a giant step for mankind, all of whom can only dream to be as great as him.

by mega2000 January 14, 2011

Essential

Necessary; vital; of the utmost importance

Water is essential for life.

by Diggity Monkeez November 26, 2004