Eating a Sandwich

The How I Met Your Mother euphimism for smoking weed, used to censor the act so that Ted can safely tell his kids.

But why he'll skirt the pot issue with them but have no problem describing his threesome is beyond me.

"So there we were, eating a sandwich. The biggest sandwich we had ever eaten."

by SaracottaPie April 1, 2010

Estaids

Aids that changes depending on what housing estate you live on!

Sho: I think my bf has Estaids
ATL: Damn! Hope he didnt catch it from the Lakes Estate!
Sho: Shiiiiiit i should get checked out!!

by ADTL February 23, 2009

eating baked beans while watching cars two

This occurs when you are at a movie theater and are peacfully watching cars two eating baked beans you smuggled in to the theater. Then you are clumsy as fuck and spill the beans all over your fucking lap giving you third degree burns. Then, to add salt to the wound, a black teenager yells, "This nigga eating beans."

"Hey why did you take so much time off work?"
"Oh, I was eating baked beans while watching cars two and spilled them on my lap and got third degree burns, i knew i shouldn't have put them in the oven."

by sydthescyncekyd August 22, 2019

Ejac-elation

The instantaneous and short-lived feeling of unbridled joy which accompanies ejaculation.

Guy 1: Mate you look delighted, what's the good news?
Guy 2: It won't last bro, ejac-elation is short but oh so sweet.
Guy 1: Dude, too much info.

by Freshpot October 15, 2011

ass eating season

Known as “ass eating season”, late autumn and winter are considered the perfect time to eat some juicy ass.

I told my boyfriend he has to wait until ass eating season to get a slice of this ass.

by duckytub October 24, 2017

sexy eating

Eating food (usualy, but not necessarily, fruit) in a manner mimicking fellatio.

A form of foreplay.

Dude: Damn gurl, you KNOW how your sexy eating turns me on all the way up. mmmMM!

by squishee89 March 13, 2010

cock eatin' fuck

A more extreme form of being a cock sucker.

Said in anger with intent to offend, "You cock eatin' fuck!!!" Makes no sense. But, it sounds funny.

by Mike Unstinks February 16, 2007