Apollo Ejection Seat

In a forced sexual encounter between two males where one male tries to penetrate the other male but the second male poops out the first male's penis with enough force to make a sound and create a moment of surprise giving the second man a chance to escape.

When they come for you bro, just hunker down make sure there are no snags and hit the Apollo Ejection Seat

by Boodlooder Jeet December 8, 2016

Eject Rage

1. Becoming angry at a PC game and ejecting it as fast as possible, usually before exiting the program. This can be considered a form of "vidya rage".

2. Continuously hitting the eject button on a laptop, computer, etc. when the piece of crap piece of electronics "eats" your CD and won't give it back.

1. I had a case of eject rage when I lost in an hour-long match in Starcraft. I'm not playing that stupid game for a while.

2. My computer grinded and grinded trying to load something while I was having eject rage. It finally gave my CD back before the damn thing crashed.

by aandc August 29, 2010

ERECTION EJECTION

ERECTION EJECTION! This is when you pee with an erection.

James woke up with a massive stiffy and needed a wee. He went to the toilet and performed Erection Ejection whilst taking aim with his big object!

by Mikool77 July 17, 2023

Rejected Ejected

When you get rejected and ejected from the friend zone.

Bro… (9Pedosom)
Yeah? (7Pedson)
I got Rejected Ejected(9Pedosom)

by Α March 10, 2022

Kamikaze Eject

To create a group situation such as a group chat including your friend and every previous lover of theirs and then leave the group chat so they can fend for themselves.

Worst Case Scenario: Death to a Loved one
Best Case Scenario: Orgy

Yeah, I totally Kamikaze Ejected Brad the other day and he is so pissed!

by apollo5 August 4, 2020

ejected penis

the underdeveloped third leg becomes less undeveloped

Morty: Whats that long thing?
Josh: Its my ejected penis :)
Morty: Yummy

by hacker694200 July 18, 2024

Multi substance ejection

A rare occurrence within the human body that causes them to expel multiple types of material from one or multiple holes, for example, pooping while pissing and vomiting at once.

Holy shit that dude just did some multi substance ejection!

by Window28 January 1, 2022