eggplant

A dweeb. An idiot. A person without a clue. Often has a shaved head.

"That mofo eggplant paid $20 for some oregano."

by Mike November 21, 2003

Eggplant

To change someone's visual style to eggplant as a Windows 2000 theme without the user's knowledge.

"Dude, I think someone puked on my screen...dammit, I got eggplanted."

"Hey, I've got a cool idea. Let's eggplant this motherfucker."
"Wow, let's not go too far, man"

by The Finger Nick March 25, 2009

eggplant

short for eggplant squatter.

I hate eggplants. What a filthy

by Pierre May 28, 2004

eggplant squatter

One who situates their rear end directly over eggplant such that vertical displacement will result in the penetration of anus. Worded differently, a loser.

I can't stand him. He is such an eggplant squatter.

Some eggplant squatter broke into my car.

Filthy man. You were squatting again, weren't you?

One glance at her eggplants and we all knew immediately that they had been squatted.

by Pierre May 13, 2004

Eggplant Balls

A condition of advanced blue balls where the scrotum turns a dark eggplant color. May or may not be early onset testicular torsion.

"I've had this boner for six hours. What shade of blue do my balls look like to you?"
"Dude, you have eggplant balls."

by J'Kwon February 13, 2013

eggplant farmer

A chick who can't help but grow eggplant emojis when you're texting her.

Yo man, this girl I was texting last night was a real eggplant farmer. She sent me the sexiest pics.

by Mytholces March 13, 2019

eggplant sucker

One who enjoys oral sex on a male

Sabina is the biggest eggplant suckers in placer county

by The Honorable Dick Long II December 11, 2018