edsion

Quite and kind but killer nature you know

Sub teachers always say their name wrong

Also wears mountains of hair gel to conform to the Prince Charming image he tries so hard to succeed in and sometimes does but most of the time he just looses things or gets hit by falling tree beaches.(wears a lot a flannels)

Ava: I just saw a kid Lying in the ground with a tree branch in his head

Ella: let me guess... edsion?

by Bradhkid August 22, 2021

daniel edison

Fat cunt who don’t stop eating has friends that is a Viking and greets people by saying “how’s your day today”he was also brought up in a shithole aka Slough

“U know daniel Edison “
“Ain’t he such a scummy fat cunt”
“Yes such a twat”

by Fat wanker from Slough March 15, 2020

Edison

A tesla that's been stolen

Real Life Peter Griffin: Though I wonder, If you steal a tesla, does it become an Edison?

by ♥🗺☠ February 9, 2023

douse the Edisons

To turn off the lights.

It's getting late, could you douse the Edisons for me?

by Heathen Lummox October 9, 2003

Decorative Edison

A sexual maneuver whereby a lightbulb is screwed into the anus as if it were an electrical socket.

Last night Joe came by and gave me a Decorative Edison. The metal was cold and abrasive, but at least he didnt give me a Wizard of Menlow Park.

by Johnny Ashcan February 6, 2009

esson

a kiddy fiddling man molester

I say Charles, that fellow over there is behaving like a right Esson.

by Anonymous March 12, 2003

Thomas Edison

The homosexual act of 1 partner inserting a lightbulb in the ass of another.

After having shards of broken glass in his asshole, Mike will think twice before he lets Bill Thomas Edison him again.

by Rudery May 16, 2011