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eBay Stalker

A person who uses your eBay feedback page to see what sex toys, cosmetics, lingerie you think you are buying in the privacy of your own home.
Damn! I never should have told that guy I dated what my eBay handle was. He's probably an eBay Stalker.

Word up! U better change your name fo' sure.

Nah! Then I'd lose all my props I've been ho'ing for all these years.
by Fat boy in the basement June 1, 2005
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In the book City of Bones from The Mortal Instruments series, Clary calls ebay "A mythical place of great magical power."
Jace-"...in fact, don't touch any of my weapons without my permission."
Clary-"Well, there goes my plan for selling them all on ebay"
Jace-"Selling them on what?"
Clary-"A mythical place of great magical power."
by X.x.BookWorm.x.X July 29, 2010
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Ebay Camping

Waiting till the last possible minute to bid on a desired ebay item, in hopes that you will not drive the biding price through the roof. More often than not, the bidder gets the ebay jeebies or ebayphoria.
Man, I was ebay camping the other day and I snagged a your mom for $7.43!! The shipping & handling was $45 though...

I was sure I'd win the auction. I was getting the ebay jeebies and out of nowhere came another ebay camper... and now I don't have Britney Spears's half-eaten sandwich...
by xbustacap March 21, 2007
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Great place to sell stolen stuff.
Ebay is a great black market.
by best definitions ever July 30, 2006
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Ebayaholic

Hi, My name is Mark and I have been an Ebayaholic for 1 month now...
by Mark March 30, 2003
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A place where you can buy used underpants.
Ebay is an excellent online forum for the trading of second-hand undergarments.
by hocuspocus April 6, 2007
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eBay Hangover

What you get after you check your email in the morning to find out what you bought online the night before - while drunk.
"Dude, I've got a bad eBay hangover today"
"What did you buy?"
"A Porsche for $5,000 - already paid for it.
"Dude, that's cool!"
"It's in Venezuela."
by BrewTat January 13, 2009
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