Eamon

Eamon is a guy who lives in his mind and has trust issues, he doesn't tell anyone his true feelings and no one knows about his true personality. You can never tell what Eamon is thinking and he always avoids sad topics like death and depression by smiling and changing the topic.

"Eamon always smiles I want to be that happy."

"Is Eamon alright he looks pissed." "I'm sure he'll smile like he always does!"

by Amon -e December 3, 2019

Egonga

To be wacky, zany or insane in your humour.

"I like to decapitate carrots with a breadstick!"
"Man, you're Egonga!"

by Rorije April 25, 2004

eadong

to be extremely stupid, rude, and backish

wow Rachel is such a eadong i can not believe she cheated on me like that

by DJEspinoza50 August 12, 2012

egone thot

The phrase to banish a strong thot with the power of Lord Farquaad and the Thot Patrol, because the thots have been evolving....

Thot Patroller: NO! My Begone Thoticus Maximus you're omega gay isn't working! I have to resort to one thing.... E GONE THOT!
Thot: AGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
The Thot was vaporized, then vaporized again until completely obliterated and sent to HEll

by begone-clot September 11, 2018

Ergonomic Nipples

A set of perfect female breasts that are always in the pointy upright position. The right size, pert and always at attention. Ergonomic nipples are perfect for nuzzling suckling.

I’m sucked on her ergonomic nipples last night for over an hour and my neck didn’t hurt.

Her ergonomic nipples were winking at me in the break room today.

She let me and the bro’s take turns on her ergonomic nipples.

by Dick Onchin October 1, 2020

A cold Eamonn

When you attempt to insert your fingers in a woman's vagina but their underwear gets in the way.

Man her knickers were so tight all I got was a Cold Eamonn

by a cold eamonn May 28, 2011

Eamonn

An Irish name that means "Protector of riches".

Eamonn DeValera was the first president of modern Ireland.

by James Blythe December 15, 2011