Texting dysplasia

Texting dysplasia is when you've been only texting your crush/friend in the beginning of your relationship instead of communicating face to face/over video call. Then when you meet up in person it feels awkward because you're not able to communicate as well as you did over text.

Body language and facial expressions are especially critical in the beginning stages of getting to know someone

Bro stop texting her so much or you'll get texting dysplasia and she'll think you're awkward - trust me.

You gotta see her eyes man, hear how she laughs and tease her if you really want it to click right away

by MasterchefUSA January 22, 2022

dyslasia

Laziness and the inability to overcome, it’s a disorder

My teenage son has dyslasia , which keeps him from doing his chores, the lack of action or movement

by KaplanM May 29, 2021

Dysphoria Slayer

A Dysphoria Slayer is a close friend or even a random person, who, when they hear someone is struggling with any kind of dysphoria, they will slay the dysphoria, usually only temporarily, but it helps

Random dysphoric man: "that man just stayed my dysphoria so fuckin bad"

Dysphoric man's friend: "bro, a Dysphoria Slayer? Nice, we gotta celebrate this encounter"

by The Egg Lord June 22, 2022

Job Dysphoria

The sinking feeling that ones career has taken a wrong turn and landed you where you don't belong.

In all my other computer jobs, I wore jeans and a polo shirt. In my new position, I'm surrounded by guys dressed in suits out of GQ magazine -- I'm beginning to have a severe case of Job Dysphoria.

by Mr Dilbert June 30, 2015

name dysphoria

Name dysphoria is when your name, most commonly given at birth, gives you anxiety, or you just really hate it.

I have name dysphoria, and i really wish to be called another name.

by DeFnOTYOuRmotheR February 9, 2022

Identity Dysphoria

An umbrella term for dysphoria caused by identity incongruence including gender dysphoria, species dysphoria (referring to what is experienced by Therians and Otherkin), and age dysphoria. Contrary to popular belief, identity dysphoria is not exclusive to people with identities that differ from what they were born as or physically are. In theory, anyone can have identity dysphoria if they experience identity incongruence. For instance, if a cis man has gynomastia, he may experience gender dysphoria. However, this is much more rare and the majority of people who experience gender dysphoria are transgender, intersex, and/or double-binary.

My body does not reflect my identity and it causes me identity dysphoria.

by Shugunou April 3, 2023

sexuality dysphoria

The condition of being a straight guy trapped in a misogynistic body. Those afflicted with sexuality dysphoria are prisoners of their own sexuality: they simultaneously desire women and can’t stand them. They're happiest when they’re hanging out with “the guys” and really don’t like the company of women.

I feel bad for all those MRA guys suffering from sexuality dysphoria. Wouldn't they be happier if they were gay? Wouldn’t they be happier if they could get a little man-on-man action at the end of the night? I think so. As it stands, they simultaneously want women and hate women.

by Dictionnaire Diabolique January 24, 2017