Shrektile Dysfunction

Not having an erection after watching "Shrek is Love, Shrek is Life" or really any media that includes Shrek.

Friend One: "So did you watch Shrek is Love, Shrek is Life?"
Friend Two: "Yeah that shit was disgusting"
Friend One: "C'mon bro, why you gotta have Shrektile Dysfunction on me"

by That One Pineapple December 14, 2014

U-Dic-Dysfunction

The term used to describe Urban Dictionary when they take decades to publish one of your killer definitions.

Friend: Did you submit your genius definition to Urban Dictionary yet? I've been looking out for it but haven't seen it.

Me: Of course I did but it's seems Urban Dictionary is suffering from U-Dic-Dysfunction again. Tomorrow is my 90th birthday too!

Friend: Bro, you totes came up with that when we were 30. Definitely a U-Dic-Dysfunction problem!

by OG_Epimetheus July 31, 2021

Iraqtile dysfunction

The (embarrassing) inability to perform in Iraq.

The intent was to enter, produce a victory, and pull out. But that mission wasn't accomplished. A clear case of Iraqtile Dysfunction.

by 20th century boy August 20, 2007

beerectile dysfunction

After you have too many beers, you suddenly can't get it up.

Dude, they need to invent a pill for beerectile dysfunction!

by potatopandemic July 14, 2010

directile dysfunction

A disability that causes those it afflicts to be unable to follow even the most simple instructions.

Bill: Dude, wtf!?! You were supposed to pick me up at the airport yesterday.

Tom: For realz? I thought that was tomorrow. My directile dysfunction must be acting up again.

by Jtothebizzy January 23, 2010

direct file dysfunction

(aka DFD) When a shitty instant messenger file transfer crashes halfway through leaving you empty and unsatisfied.

My MSN has direct file dysfunction.

by Requiett April 9, 2008

erectile dysfunction

the #1 cause of suicide in the United States

Dude my erectile dysfunction means I can OD on Viagara

by manc od May 25, 2006