Durian-Phobic

The immense fear that most western people get when confronted with this "King of Fruits" of the Eastern reagent. The Durian emits an odor so horrific for the westerners that it is forbidden in most Singaporean hotels and in come other countries as well. Once there was a Durian eating contest especially made for 20 Westerners in Sabah. At first they thought the green thorny fruit was a walk in the park. Once the referee open up its skin, they all forfeited after smelling the distinct odor of the majestic Durian fruit.

E: *holds up durian*
W: *pukes and dies*
E: oh shit he is Durian-Phobic

by WhoAmI?IamBartMan December 18, 2010

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duriation

The gangland custom, from the triads of Singapore, of inserting the Durian fruit into the anus of a defeated (usually dead) foe.

"The scene was a bloodbath, and with the level of Duriation going down, the smell was overpowering too" Senior Detective Wilkinson Claire, Singapore Special Forces. 1978.

by Lord Lionel DeFries May 27, 2008

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during-the-weakness

Getting extremely drunk on a small amount of alcohol. Only happens when you decided to drink during the week.

1. This Tuesday hangover is gonna suck donkey balls. I'm suffering from during-the-weakness!
2. This Saturday morning is awesome. I feel fine after all those tequilas last night. Fuck during-the-weakness!
3. Guy A: "Why is that i can hammer 19 beers on friday and saturday night, but only 5 from monday to thursday?"
Guy B: "You suffer from during-the-weakness, dude."

by chipa2 September 10, 2013

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