smart like dumptruck

a colorful variant of the words idiot, stupid, retard, moron, imbecile, dope etc... meaning literally that the person is roughly as intelligent as a 50 ton dumptruck

me big like tractor, smart like dumptruck

by megan123456789 December 29, 2007

dumpster diving

Got me a Dell 4300S, iMac G3, dell laser printer, Compaq Deskpro P2 400MHZ, SCSI optical drive, subwoofer, DV9000 I parted out, shitload of keyboards and mice

Me; Look what I found dumpster diving

Parents; what?

Me; iMac G3

Parents' bet it dosen't work

Me; I bet it does

Parents; Prove it works

*parents speechless

by irulethe70s 1 November 19, 2011

dumpsta

A really, nice fat ass

Girl, you got a dumpsta.

by KT69 January 11, 2009

Dumpster Sisters

An endearing term given to a pair of females who have been around the block a few times, more like they are running the Daytona 500, but I digress, When the two ladies involved have both been pleasured by the same male, and subsequently have both had semen deposited (dumped) in their vaginal cavity (dumpster). In short Dumpster Sisters is the female equivalent to eskimo brothers.

BRIANN: Bitch I just got dumped in by this wing nut Cammy D.

CORINNE: Oh that punk, yup I hit that last week, weak form.

BRIANN: OH MY GOD, WE'RE DUMPSTER SISTERS!!!!!!!

CORRINE: Eh Had better

by CAMDIEZEL July 28, 2012

dumbitille

a dumb blonde who laughs at everything and has a binge eating problem. She has non existent eyebrows and a caffeine addiction. She's probably going to die at 35 out sleep deprivation.

(girl 1) *trips and falls down inn the tube onto a random man*
(girl 2)"You're being such a dumbitille!"

by siberasidney May 28, 2020

cum dumpster diving

Oral on a woman who has recently had sexual intercourse with one or more casual partners. Effectively, "sloppy seconds" meets "muff diving" with a side order of creampie.

I married a hot but aging pornstar; my former best buddy married a Sunday school teacher. He'd accuse me of "cum dumpster diving", an ugly pejorative based on "dumpster diving" (retrieval of discarded items from trash for environmental re-use) and "cum dumpster" (a double-standard describing a woman with the sexual morals of a man). It's as if he thought our entire relationship was nothing but an orgy of multiple partners, fucklicking and creampie eating... every night. One day, when he was hitting the bottle and his wife was away, he sheepishly admitted he said what he had as he hadn't had sex in months and regretted many of his own life choices. I love my hotwife.

by bitchuck September 6, 2021

cum dumpster

A promiscuous woman who is not choosy about her sexual partners and who allows most or all men who she has sex with to cum inside of her without protection.

She sleeps with every guys she meets. She is such a cum dumpster.

by arkark November 6, 2011