dumper tortoise

a dumper tortoise is a name for a real turd of a person
can be used all the time because no one knows it so it seems like a clever comeback

person a: Good Charlotte is awesome cockboy
person b: shut the fuck up dumper tortoise

by The Great El Sahey September 19, 2006

huckit-in-her-dumper

The act of placing one's penis in the asshole of a female.

So bro, did you get any action last night?

Ya man, she even let me huckit-in-her-dumper!

by dimplegrl March 24, 2011

Multi-Footage-Dumper

Multi-Footage-Dumper, or MFD: when it snows more than 2 feet.

Hey, did you play hookey from work to come skiiing today?

I, took the vacation day off 'cuz I heard there was going to be multi-footage-dumper

by fancypants4242 January 7, 2009

Sink Dumper

The act of sneaking into someones home to take a shit in their kitchen or bathroom sink. Usually done out of anger or aggrevation.

Dude, I got so pissed at John last night that I broke into his house and gave him a sink dumper.

by NitroCore24 September 29, 2012

Danny Dumper

When one shits into the asshole of their sex partner, usually performed after one has seen 'Two Girls and a Cup'.

Charles: "Dude, why do you have dragon breath?"

Manfred: "It's not dragon breath, Katy gave me a Danny Dumper last night."

*Charles snickers*

*Manfred Donkey Punches him*

by anonymous555666777 May 21, 2012

upper dumper

When someone takes a shit in the upper part of the toilet so that next person to flush gets a shitty surprise

I think my prankster cousin took an upper dumper in my toilet before he left last night, i flushed the toilet my piss was gone only to be replaced with diarrhea-water.

by Idontgiveashit October 8, 2013

Daddy Dumper

The plump rump of a man. The male counterpart to mommy milkers.

Damn, dude, you shit out of that thing? That right there is a true daddy dumper!

by NerdAnnihilator April 29, 2021