dumbasses

people who are dumb enough to look up the word dumbasses in the urban dictionary!

Person 1:I hate people who look up stupid things in the urban dictionary
Person 2: yah...each on of them are dumbasses

by castigurl4eva January 2, 2011

Solidified Dumbassery

The state of being a constant, insufferable and predictable dumbass; when one has proven beyond all reasonable doubt that dumbassery is all he capable of whether it be in life or a particular subject.

Oh look who's here to chime in with his Solidified Dumbassery.

by UnarmedIsHelpless July 14, 2011

Dumb Arse

Any Albert

Hey there’s a dumb arse behind you. Oh it’s Albert!

by ohyikes August 12, 2020

Dumbassenfreude

Like schadenfreude, except instead of pain, dumbassenfreude is the enjoyment one gets from witnessing the stupidity of others. This effect is why people enjoy watching shows such as Jersey Shore.

Person 1: Is your wife still watching those bad reality shows?

Person 2: Yeah.

Person 1: Why would you want to watch something so stupid?

Person 2: It's probably the dumbassenfreude.

by thestrider777 August 12, 2011

Dumbassery

Behavior that is repetitively stupid and often damaging to people and property.

"I am sick of Jim's dumbassery! That is the second car he has wrecked this month!"

by Laughingmike May 19, 2014

Dumbarson

When one deliberately sets fire to their possessions, in order to prevent anyone else from getting them.

"So, the cops said that they were going to impound his car. But he came back and set fire to it, instead."
"Seriously? How stupid was that?!?"
"Yeah. Some Class-A dumbarson, right there."

by Jimbomctavish December 30, 2016

Dumbassery

An unknown foreign language perpetuated by people with no understanding of history or facts whom attempt to brain wash others for the purposes of mass propaganda.

Example: "What did Donald Trump just say?" "I don't know, I don't speak Dumbassery."

Example: "Did Kelly Ann Conway just say alternative facts?" "Yes, I think this is the equivalent to huge 'lie' in English in the foreign language Dumbassery"

Example: "Did Donald Trump just say he's going to send the Feds to Chicago?!" "Yes, he's speaking Dumbassery, the equivalent action for this statement is Dutarte murdering thousands of people for drug abuse with absolutely no proof"

Example: "Did Kelly Ann Conway just say alternative facts?" "Yes, I think this is the equivalent to huge 'lie' in English in the foreign language Dumbassery"

by Watkins & Riot February 28, 2017