dufuzi

The clueless, often administrative or bureaucratic, unimaginative people who invent, post, proclaim, impose, enforce, and seem to believe idiotic, irrelevant, arbitrary, intolerant, or contradictory rules, policies, and ambiguous requirements that the workers and humble people (especially non-whites intending to vote, exist, or drive in the United States) must repeat, obey, or submit to, whether at work, the Department of Motor Vehicles, school or prison, the TSA airport security line, coach class, the IRS, ballot locations, and chain stores in shopping malls, upon pain of denial of employment, electricity, freedom from incarceration, eviction, all human rights, access to a bathroom, life, or income sufficient to buy even overpriced, processed food to survive. A dufus or doofus may believe or speak with confidence in the abovementioned cretins' rules or requirements, yet The Dufuzi are powerful, unthinking trogdolites, often unaccountable clerks doing the bidding of evil (mostly) men. In France, they are known as the Dufoisie. Their unknown, mysterious leader is the Duphin.

The Dufuzi required a 6 year old immigrant child to represent himself in court against charges made by Immigration and Customs Enforcement (ICE) that he had crossed the border "illegally." The Dufuzi required that untrained, semi-literate workers secretly analyze handwritten signatures to determine if a registered, minority voter could vote in Georgia. The Dufuzi read the instructions from the teleprompter during the Fox News morning broadcast, so that the Doofus in Chief knew what he would say each day.

by ernesto7654321 November 30, 2018

McMuffin duffin

Shoes that are weird versions of the original

Those new Jordan ones are McMuffin duffins

by Dmv prankster gangster February 4, 2021

stuffin the duffel bag

when you fist fuck a girls pussy and ass at the same time.

she is all stretched out. i was stuffin the duffel bag last night.

by fayefaye9 April 27, 2009

Duff Mckagan

Former bassist of Guns n' Roses and current bassist for velvet revolver.
He used to look cute but now his faces looks kind of bashed up. He is married and has two daughters. Like alot of rockstars, his wife looks similar to him; blonde, tall, and a bashed up face. He is a nice person, the only gunner to be nice to Kurt Cobain. He and Kurt met on the aeroplane and started to have a nice convo, at the end of the ride, Duff offered cobain a ride to his destination but when he turned around, he was gone and the next thing he new was that he had killed himself.

Duff "Rose" McKagan

by Rocket Queen April 9, 2004

Duffying

The blatant act of perving on a girl so much that it looks like you would go so far as to get her up the duff.

It's obvious that Chris really has a thing for Angela. He was duffying her in the gym again.

by RedheadM23 August 6, 2011

Duffington

There is an urban legend, of a powerful rage, that awakens inside the human soul. There is someone named Duff, and inside him lays rage incarnate. When the rage boils to the surface, he transforms into Duffington. Duffington is a dark entity that revels in the night and looks for unsuspecting victims to slaughter. It is impossible to know when he is coming for you and impossible for anyone to track him, as he glides over the ground and melds into shadows. The last thing victims ever hear is a small cackle before their throat is slit.

Joe: What a nice night!
<sees a dark figure approaching swiftly>
Joe: Hey! Who are-
<SLICE>

by Phil Vargas April 21, 2005

Duffsex

Duffsex is where erectile dysfunction, performance anxiety or alcohol intoxication leads to the disappointing premature discontinuation of intercourse without climax by either participant.

guy1: dude, did u hear hadi got laid last night? with this bear fit irish chick innit!
guy2: yea but it was duffsex... how embarrasing. shame about the bird too, she's zhaofit.
guy1: no way! is he gay?
guy2: no think he was just too wasted innit and such.
guy1: well, at least he didn't have to pay this time.

by chairmanzhao May 31, 2010