mutton drapes 

vulva; beef curtains

His throbbing thrill hammer eased its way into her puffy mutton drapes

mutton drapes by Statler April 21, 2008

Veal Drapes 

The pink inner walls of a womens vagina

Man to friend..."Yeah, I got her all drunk and she let me part the veal drapes!!

Veal Drapes by Anjillwithadevilsmind October 21, 2008

Dookie Drapes 

flaps that hang down on the back side of the Beef Drapes often getting poop on them if wiped back to front.

Bellinghams Smith Lex wiped back to front so many times without showering that the rear side of her Beef Drapes turned into Dookie Drapes.

Dookie Drapes by BlackFromTheWaistDownBeck/Hill December 25, 2019

Does the carpet match the drapes? 

Is the pubic hair (carpet) of the person being addressed the same color as the hair on his or her head (the drapes)? Typically asked of redheads, reflecting curiosity whether the hair color is artificial/enhanced or curiosity about natural variability in the hair color.

One of the most tiresome questions we gingers get is "Does the carpet match the drapes?"

Does the carpet match the drapes? by otterberry September 30, 2011

Meat Drapes 

Oversize vaginal lips (labia majora) that protrude or extend away from the body, unusually long they double as a nose warmer in colder climates and provide shade in sunny regions.

What's the 411 on that bitch you been shaggin? Dood, that bitch got some serious meat drapes in her drawers, first time I hit it I didn't know if I should tap it or eat it, reminded me of opening a roast beef samich, nasty.

Meat Drapes by Mill-ner side 2 July 8, 2009

ballroom drapes 

when a females vagina lips hang real low much like the drapes in a ballroom or movie theatre.

I was amazed at how low her ballroom drapes hung.

ballroom drapes by J-Dog the J-man August 17, 2006

do the drapes match the carpet

a girls hair color being the same has her pussy hair

your pussy hair is blonde just like on your head

do the drapes match the carpet by Chody May 27, 2003