Doug 

"Doug" is a name given to a stereotypical man. someone who likes to party, have a drink with 'the lads' and chase the ladies. "Dougs" often use cheesy phrases and seem to have rather low standards in women.

Man#1 and Man#2 drinking at a bar when two girls walk past.
Man#1: Hey girls, want two tickets to the gun show ? *flexes arm*
Man#2: oh shut up, Doug!

Doug by Dutch09 August 16, 2009

Doug 

A term used in when discretely talking about marijuana.

A way of communicating to others that one intends to smoke marijuana soon but, with less heads than are currently in the group.

Nah man, Dom, Joe and I got to go meet those niggas Doug and Ralph at Discovering the Waterfront.

Doug by CPR. January 27, 2009

Doug 

Doug: past tense to totally dig something or to of lusted after it in a wolfish manner.

Cool chick: Wow I totally doug that sexy ass hat you wore last week where can I get one.

Doug by Ghost Rider 456 February 11, 2010

doug 

A person who plays more than the healthy amount of time on video games. Usually bitches about people calling him names and is louder than a damn howler monkey. His claim to fame is his Jew curls. His ancestry dates back to 1940's Germany and wakes up extra early to get his favorite treat, the Jew bagel. Most Importantly, he barks out his communist political ideology with no evidence to back it up. All in all, even though he can be annoying, people put up with his shit because it wouldn't be the same without him.

Known aliases:
-choder
-nasal nick
-Damian
-Jew bagel
-Jew boy
-dergland
-dickland

Hey dude, I was playing GTA last night and this dude killed me. Then when I tried, he hid in his apartment and went on battlefield 4.
-that's gay, he's such a doug

doug by Sky4Lakai October 16, 2013

doug 

Lacking or marked by lack of intellectual acuity; a person who is not very bright. Usually used as a nicer way of calling someone stupid (i.e. someone you like and you're mostly kidding around).

You doug! Why did you change the channel when the Leafs are on!

doug by Herb September 7, 2008

Doug 

Was a TV show on Nickelodeon back in the good ol 90's. It was about the life of a big nosed jew named Doug. Doug was often a dumbass, as he often failed in his stupid quests and his mission to spread his mayonnaise on his love interest and renowned cock tease, Patti Mayonnaise. He was bullied by a psychobilly green fuck named Roger. He always got to fuck Patti, unlike Doug. So Doug befriended a blue, dick-nose honky named Skeeter, who shot skeet out his dick nose. Skeet boy was Doug's temporary sexual release until Patti became possible to fuck. He had a lesbian, beatnik sister named Judy, whom has an obsession with the art of abstract pornography. The world in "Doug" has many races of humans, more so than reality. Green people, Blue people, Purple people, Yellow People, Tan, Brown, Cyan people and White People.

Doug cried as he watched his best friend Skeeter skeet his mayonnaise all over his crush, Patti Mayonaisse

Doug by Wasabimoto December 14, 2010

Doug 

That boy in our Spanish class that you're falling in love with. The one with the deep sea blue eyes and the soft colored, cotton t-shirts. You just want to hug him and talk to him forever. He's shy but can hold a conversation. He is always calm and collected and every time you see him, you get the butterflies. He's smart and kind. He's in Robotics and is humble about all his achievements. He's unlike any guy you've met

I am in love with a Doug

Doug by MidnightBlooms January 26, 2015