douchapuss

A very offensive person that is not worthy of having any friends due to the fact that they are both a jerk and an asshole combined.

Kenzie: "Hey, let's go hang out with John!"

Alaina: "Definately not...he's a douchapuss."

by Maleina July 22, 2010

douchefuck

a stupid, annoying person.

bitches about everything possible.

thinks they are amazing, will refer to you as "my girl", don't expect to be called by your name by a douchefuck.

WILLIE LIPSEY, IS SUCH A DOUCHEFUCK.

by porkchops are us October 16, 2012

douchebutt

A derogatory term used towards someone that is being both an ass & and a vaginal cleaning product.

ian: Daft Punk and Roy Orbison are the greatest artists of all time! All other music sucks! I'll never listen to any new songs ever again.

Zoidberg: You douchebutt, if you don't listen to new music you will never get to hear the latest masterpiece by Ke$ha or Rebecca Black.

by ZoidbergBG January 6, 2014

doucheosaurus Rex

1.A Super Douche.
2.Someone Who is a Douche to an extreme degree.

guy 1:"Hes a douche
guy 2:"nah man, hes a super-douche"
guy 3:"He's a doucheosaurus Rex"

by Heavy Metal Valkyrie April 7, 2009

Doucheburg

A douchebag who hides the majority of his/her douchebaginess under the surface. Less than 10% of his/her douchebaginess is showing at any time, but much more lies beneath.

"Dude, Steve was trying to guilt trip me again."
"He's such a doucheburg, you don't even know."

by Apollo Firestar November 13, 2009

Douchecastle

A rude person of the male persuasion generally given to selfish acts.

This douchecastle stumbled to my apartment in the wee hours all lathered up and nostalgic.

by dnahvi January 29, 2009

douchecaster

Noun: - a political talking head who no longer casts forth news, only douchebaggery.

"Glenn Beck is a massive Douchecaster." "Diane Rehm is a massive Douchecaster." "I don't care if he's funny, I still think Stephen Colbert is a Douchecaster." "Karl Rove seems to have found a new career as Douchecaster."

by Sgt. Steve October 2, 2009