Doucheous

Today's northforkian slang term for the older geniration's rightiousor tubendicular.

1:DUDE!! That chick is doucheous!!! 2.Dude, this cupcake is doucheously delicious.

by idonthinksogr9 December 22, 2008

Doucheous Malfoy

To be a particularly massive and stuck up type of douche bag. Like Lucious Malfoy, only a douchey version.

You: "Dude you just cut in front of me"

DM: "You snooze you looze dweeb"

You: "Dude you are such a doucheous malfoy"

by Katy Dee July 8, 2010

Douchenese

Official Language of the Douche

Yea i cant understand you , i dont speak Douchenese

by LBau November 30, 2010

douchecut

where your hair is slightly spiked in the front

did u see will
yeah he has the douchiest douchecut ever...other than my brother

by klkjjkdskjld September 25, 2011

douchejitsu

An advanced form of vocal combat usually defined by an excessive use of expletives and a flaming over-dramatization of the smallest of situations that have no impact on anyone except the practitioner.

"Man, that guy was a black-belt in Douchejitsu!"

by Liteboi April 26, 2014

douchenugget

noun: stemming from the Latin 'douchus nuggutus' meaning 'of great douchebag characteristics'. an individual circumstance which embodies the entity of douchebaggery.

in some cultures, douchenuggets are the highest form of flattery to one's affinity to be a douchebag. some even go on quests to achieve douchenuggetry, we call these individuals douchenuggeteers.

Did you see Tom since he returned from college? Man that kid's become quite the douchenugget!

by KMacka January 9, 2008

durka doughnuts

A slang term used to describe the local doughnut shop run by people of East Indian decent.

Man, freakin' Durka Doughnuts screwed up my order again!!!

Those people at Durka Doughnuts really need to get a grip on the English Language!! (Maybe Hooked on Phonics??)

by Chic Deb September 9, 2006