douchefunnel

The worst insult in the douche catagory. There is douche, then douchebag, then douchenozzle, and finally douchefunnel. Nobody knows what it actually means besides a harsh insult toward an asshole who deserves it. Only use when necessary.

He is a complete douchefunnel. He doesn't deserve to live.

by So was your mom last night August 2, 2010

douche guns

When 'that' friend holds up both of their fingers in the shape of guns waiting for you to understand the unfunny joke they just told.

you: circles are pointless
you: *douche guns*

by doucheguns August 12, 2014

Doucheous Rex

1. KING OF THE DOUCHES!!!
2. Just the hugest douche that's ever lived. Quite literally, a vagina cleanser in a human's body
3. Any man who's ever said the word d-bag instead of douchebag

"Wow, he's such a major douche"
"Not only that, but he's a Doucheous Rex"

by Douche Expert March 12, 2009

Douchefus

A combination of Douch And Doofus.

What's wrong with that guy? He's a douchefus, man.

by eriuqsnahtan June 23, 2011

Douchefushe

Douche’s that fushe.

“Hey Aiden, quit being a douchefushe!”

by ArrowFan June 8, 2018

Douchemonster

A extreme douchebag

That guy is a real douchemonster.
What a douchemonster.

by H*iiii August 6, 2018

Douchecunt

An annoying and dependent person

Hey Jerry stop being a fucking douchecunt

by Deadpool1215 December 3, 2018