Douchefaggery

The actions or qualities that makes one a douchefag

I tired of your constant douchefaggery!

by Pistolpete9 January 21, 2009

Doucheaveriiatius

A physical disease contracted once born into the world, it afflicts one in ten men. The symptoms of this are owning a large well furnished home, owning a sports car which cost more then your university fees and having a drop dead gorgeous partner, yet still complaining about life.

The only known cure for Doucheaveriiatius is a shift sharp kick in the groin followed by a good three minute bottling.

<Wealthy Young Male Executive> "Oh darn I just got a four thousand pay rise, too bad my porsche still has another week in it, before I can buy another car, why does this depress me so much, doctor?"

<Doctor Wellington> "I'm sorry to say this, sir, you have Doucheaveriiatius."

by Dr. Wellington and Sons July 4, 2012

douchebagest

The douchebag amongst of all douchebags.. The douchebagest!

That's the douchebagest thing I ever imagined.

by Karem Deraman November 20, 2013

douchefractal

Someone who is such a complete douchebag that they exhibit the characteristics of being a douchebag at any scale.

"Truth. Kavanugh is a fractal of douchebaggery; a douchefractal. Everytime you look closer, he gets worse."

by PseudonymOfObviousPerfection September 28, 2018

douchebacle

When a disaster, fiasco, catastrophe, or calamity occurs at the hands of a douchebag or douchenozzle, or a pack of douchbags/nozzles.

The whole douchebacle began when that douchnozzle started spreading lies about the rest of us.

by jwalker720 August 24, 2010

douchefaggery

To engage in douchefaggery is to do something both douchey and gay.

College football? What douchefaggery!

Idiots who don't drink hot kool aid engage in serious douchefaggery. I MADE THIS FOR YOU!

by gravityrides January 11, 2011

Douchebachery

An action that only a very large douchebag would perform.

Jessie, I'm so tired fo your douchebachery!

by Brivan December 9, 2008