Douchecopter

The pinnacle of douchebaggery.

Guy #1: I think steve stole my regular NES.
Guy #2: Yeah, that guy is a total douchecopter.

by Corey Johnsen April 6, 2007

douchecanoe

the highest leavel of doucheny

paul has gotta be the biggest douchecanoe ever

by no-name-name October 1, 2006

Douchcanoe

Someone who is so much of a douchebag that the pressure built up inside of them releases. Spewing from the mouth, in a thread of molten douche.
Dont be a lard slop DOUCHECANOE.

Everyone hates you because you are a douchcanoe.

by DJHUF April 18, 2008

douchecock

A person who is not only a douchebag but is cocky and arrogant also. These are those people that evereyone hates because they are peter puffers. These skig-skagbougieass bitches have an incredible ability to piss of large amounts of people. Usually are or are associated with Fucktards.

Wes Jerman is a douchecock!!!!!
OHHH SHIT!!! I'M Surrounded by douchecocks and fucktards!!!!!
90% of people named Wes or Steven in Northern Virginia are douchecocks or fucktards

by DOUCHECOCKSLAYER July 29, 2005

Doucheon

A person who think that they are God's gift to earth. Usually wears all matching attire from many different extreme sport sponsors. If the stores Pacsun and zZumies had a poster child

The pop punk Travis Barker look-a-likes

The Tough Guy of the group.

Brennan "Lemons" O'Malley

Check out the doucheon with the tilted Famous hat

by jesuschristaldolfyo July 30, 2009

doucheanow

An ancient Soviet title used to label someone as a huge douche bag.

Lupe: "Did you hear Jeanna made Daddy sneak out her window this morning?"
Judy: "What a doucheanow!"

by Bobbette from the USSR January 25, 2010

douchebank

A male who expresses his feelings in closed quarters through poetry, crying, and the like, but in social situations must act like a manly man in order not to become ostracized.

Chris: I'll pwn your ass (the group laughs)

Jon Ray: Don't you have any cock sucking to do you dirty douchebank?

(Later that night Chris will reflect on this situation and express his feeling artistically, whether it would be in the shape of a poem or writing a song)

by Kevin M from Southie February 27, 2007