Doonch

To enter a conversation in progress, the subject of which you know nothing about, and subsequently derail the discussion with an irrelevant opinion.

"We were having the most enlightening discussion about Futanari when this bro rolled up, and I just knew he was going to doonch."

"I bet they are having an interesting conversation, but I am afraid I will doonch."

"The ice cream social seemed to be going so well, that is until Mr. Chucklefuck had to come along and doonch literally every conversation he could find."

by anon1235813 January 16, 2012

doodchillbro

A bad video gamer, typically they watch a lot of streamers and pretend they're pro.

Yesterday I carried doodchillbro in PUBG, he died first circle.

by jershy February 21, 2018

Dooch

An individual that is incapable of correctly retelling a story that he or she was a part of.

you really “Dooched” that story.

by Boumeester April 19, 2006

Doochebag

A doochebag can be any one of 2 things.

1. A bag used for squirting water up your ass, In some vain attempt to "clean" (HA) your bummhole out.

2. It is also possible for one to be a doochebag,
ie, if you do almost anything homo or vaguely irritating in any way, you could be a doochebag

Hmm... i need to clean my ring out... Ill go get a doochebag

or

You fuckin doochebag

by sTaTe(IOM) December 28, 2007

Dooschbag

Insulting name for Someone who seems to constantley Fuck up

Jeezus mark...your such a Dooschbag...I told you not to sniff the milk

by Che and da joker April 20, 2005

doitch

the correct pronunciation of the German language

Ja, ich spreche Deutsch

by Jerry Kapp January 30, 2004

doitch

the space between the bed and the wall that you sometimes get stuck in.

amanda: "what's wrong melissa?"

Melissa: "I had a crazy night last night and woke up in the doitch this morning."

by rachel m&m April 15, 2006