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To enter a conversation in progress, the subject of which you know nothing about, and subsequently derail the discussion with an irrelevant opinion.
"We were having the most enlightening discussion about Futanari when this bro rolled up, and I just knew he was going to doonch."

"I bet they are having an interesting conversation, but I am afraid I will doonch."

"The ice cream social seemed to be going so well, that is until Mr. Chucklefuck had to come along and doonch literally every conversation he could find."
Doonch by anon1235813 January 16, 2012
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Skoochie Doochie 

The act of cutely seducing your partner through genital combat.

Locking crotches and swapping gravy.

Tunnel patrol.

Disappointing God.
He would drive 20 miles just to skoochie doochie.
Related Words
Doonch • dooch • doochie • donch • donncha • DOONCOON • donche • dooche bag • doinch • doncha
A Mormon con-man who is extremely skilled in the art of persuasion but lacks the work ethic to actually complete the con job.

Typically dreams up crazy schemes.
That guy Rob.... he’s such the Dooch!
Dooch by Otee June 19, 2019
a person from Dumfries Scotland. Got the name from towns more north than dumfries because people from dumfries say am gan doon hame
Look at that doonhamer
doonhamer by Jack Laidlaw October 9, 2006
A combination of a douche and a moocher. Typically someone that is cheap and annoying.
Those guys always whine about people donating, they are such Doochers!
A highly original nickname for someone tall and ruggedly good looking. Of above average intellect. Pronounced Doo-CHAY. El Doochay.
We can run through the amber light, we're pulling a Doochay.
doochay by ddsufhaskfh March 30, 2007
A universal word that can mean anything at any time. Common words accompanied with doonce are ball, bag, or burger.
Look at that doonce face eating a child

Oh doonce! i forgot my lunch!

"Hey Llewelyn"
"doonce!"
Doonce by Mcdoonce August 28, 2009
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A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
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When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
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Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
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Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
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Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026
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