Doonch

To enter a conversation in progress, the subject of which you know nothing about, and subsequently derail the discussion with an irrelevant opinion.

"We were having the most enlightening discussion about Futanari when this bro rolled up, and I just knew he was going to doonch."

"I bet they are having an interesting conversation, but I am afraid I will doonch."

"The ice cream social seemed to be going so well, that is until Mr. Chucklefuck had to come along and doonch literally every conversation he could find."

by anon1235813 January 16, 2012

Skoochie Doochie

The act of cutely seducing your partner through genital combat.

Locking crotches and swapping gravy.

Tunnel patrol.

Disappointing God.

He would drive 20 miles just to skoochie doochie.

by Fart Industries March 26, 2022

Dooch

A Mormon con-man who is extremely skilled in the art of persuasion but lacks the work ethic to actually complete the con job.

Typically dreams up crazy schemes.

That guy Rob.... he’s such the Dooch!

by Otee June 19, 2019

doonhamer

a person from Dumfries Scotland. Got the name from towns more north than dumfries because people from dumfries say am gan doon hame

Look at that doonhamer

by Jack Laidlaw October 9, 2006

Doocher

A combination of a douche and a moocher. Typically someone that is cheap and annoying.

Those guys always whine about people donating, they are such Doochers!

by Not Currently Available March 13, 2009

doochay

A highly original nickname for someone tall and ruggedly good looking. Of above average intellect. Pronounced Doo-CHAY. El Doochay.

We can run through the amber light, we're pulling a Doochay.

by ddsufhaskfh March 30, 2007

Doonce

A universal word that can mean anything at any time. Common words accompanied with doonce are ball, bag, or burger.

Look at that doonce face eating a child

Oh doonce! i forgot my lunch!

"Hey Llewelyn"
"doonce!"

by Mcdoonce August 28, 2009