Paronk: Man the weirdest thing happened to me. I was pooping and when I stood up I had a boner
Tommy: Bro you had a dookie boner I get them all the time
Tommy: Bro you had a dookie boner I get them all the time
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A dookie that is larger than the rest. The king of dookies. The dookie that runs the dookie platoon.
"I had to wipe the blood off my ass after launching a major dookie"
"After enduring a weekend of bathroom anxiety, I came home and took a major dookie."
"After enduring a weekend of bathroom anxiety, I came home and took a major dookie."
by Mariah R. April 26, 2006
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Guy #1:Man I can't beleive I got an F on the test!
Guy #2: What do you expect, you didn't do cock-a-dookie
Guy #2: What do you expect, you didn't do cock-a-dookie
by Taveon March 14, 2008
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Greg: Dude, you might be dooksexual.
Greg: Dude, you might be dooksexual.
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