Cheez Doodles

A delicious cheezy snack treat that comes in puffed and crunchy. The puffed ones are better.

Cheez Doodles ROCK! Please help me and Andi fight against leukemia. Sign our 1000 thumbs up and remember Ian Chode is a dick.

by Cancerman April 25, 2005

doublespeak

Doublespeak here ought to be doublethink. The person who first defined it must have had doublethink confused with newspeak and thus combined the two. The definition given is for doublethink.

Whatever was true now was true from everlasting to everlasting. It was quie simple All that was needed was an unending series of victories over your own memmory. "Reality control," they called it; in Newspeak, "doublethink."

by lontrus November 5, 2004

Corporate Doublespeak

If you have ever had a credit card company lose your payment you have probably experienced corporate doublespeak.

A good example; You get a late notice from your credit card company. Instead of paying the minimum you pay the entire account off. Afterward they keep sending late notices and making phone calls. You phone them, you e-mail them, and you even send letters by snail mail to them.

All responses you receive from them are in lawyer language. They admit nothing and say nothing that makes any sense except to say that you are late with your payment and you will be reported to the credit bureau. Then mysteriously two weeks after payment had been sent electronically to them the payment posts and the calls end.

Wife: Why are we still getting those calls from the credit card company?

Husband: I paid them off a week ago but they say I did not. I have called them and e-mailed them. At first they act like I am lying. Then after they keep me on hold for a long time their tone turns cautious and they start talking in corporate doublespeak.

by OneWhoKnowsBetter September 16, 2012

Doodleskin

Doodleskin,
Doodle being penis
Skin being skin
so penis skin.

Troe likes to suck on alot of Doodleskin

Troe wishes he had doodle skin

by dubbsert April 6, 2009

doublescutch

Smoking a whole pack of cigarettes at once

This dude at the party did a doublescutch.

by Bruh...who took my forklift fr February 20, 2019

Doubles Man

The man with the bara shield and channa gun. Have the dhal belly and is the most loyal.

I went by the doubles man for breakfast

by Doubles Man January 25, 2020

doublestream

A doublestream is a rather common, but unfortunate phenomenon that occurs when a male urinates, where they experience a sudden double flow of urine in two streams, each of which are pointed 45-60 degrees away from the intended target.

I had to clean the bathroom after I had a rather uncontrollable doublestream this morning.

by TheGreatSkape November 5, 2020