doobitch

1.the persone you gank marijuana off of, or one who holds it for you.
2.someone dumb enough to do whatever you tell them, and therefore subject to your every whim.

"we're gonna stop at 72 before we head back to my roof... Nick's my doobitch."
"ha! what a pathetic doobitch, man!"
"that pork doobitch killed my buzz."

by killerqueen May 4, 2005

allah doobie sex

when you strap a doobie to your penis and have sex with a girl while praying to allah

i had such good allah doobie sex with stacy last night, it was epic

by 123890567 September 9, 2020

spliddly diddly doobing badoobery foober

(Derogatory) A harsh racial slur against the tiny lizard people living in your anal cavity.

Tod: Man, my asshole hurts.
John: It must be those damn spliddly diddly doobing badoobery foobers living in your ass.
Lizard: :(

by frighteninglystupid March 31, 2022

good doobie

Someone who does things properly or as expected.
From old kids' t.v. show Romper Room, where the chick said "don't be a Don't Bee and do be a Do Bee." Morphed into good doobie, which is redundant.

I'm going to be a good doobie and go home early.

by Liberte September 1, 2008

doobie snack

an easy way of saying you need a joint,a bowl,some sticky, a fatty....you just want to get high,plain and simple

Well i am on my break at work, 15 minutes for a doobie snack, breakfast of champions

by the ron July 22, 2004

Doobidoob

derived from "A Clockwork Orange," though uncertain what the definite meaning is, in the context of the movie it seems to mean something similar to "fuck it" or "forget it, let it go"

Doobidoob...bedways is rightways now. So what say we go homeways and get a bit of spatchka?

by Peedge July 17, 2007

Doobins

Du-Bins
A constant annoyance/dilemma.

person 1:"This kid called me like 20 times in the past 5 minutes"
person 2:"What a doobins"

by bbaaa October 16, 2007