dorko

A slang version of the word dork. Like goober.

Megan is such a dorko.

by Brad February 20, 2009

dikometer

The ability to spot a lesbian. The same as gaydar but for lesbians.

Oh my God! I knew she was a lesbian! My dikometer so picked that up!

by vntrusso March 12, 2008

Dorko

Dorko was originally invented in 1991, as a bad-ass gutsy dog who could talk to neighbourhood children. This comic was shortlived. In 1999, this comic idea was unearthed and re-hashed, and Dorko was no longer a dog, but a red-headed punk boy, who bore a striking resemblance to Johnny Rotten in his Sex Pistol heyday.

Dorko is the punked out hero of the comic series "Dorko on the Patio"--a comic which personified the angst of Canadian teens in the 1990s. A Punk classic giving Can Lit the electroshock therapy it sorely needed!

by Agent Chainsawlady February 27, 2004

donkolation

The act of a donkolator checking you or someone around you out.

There was definately some donkolation occurring with those chicks back there.

by Pete Karl February 10, 2004

dorkoroarkus

this definition goes far beyond idiot, dork, Goober, Gomer, or even your Barney types of people. It takes a special person to be called this!

examples of a dorkoroarkus:
Barney Fife: hold on, let me get my bullet out. . .
Gomer Pile: Shazam!
Goober: Judy. . . Judy, Judy, Judy

by brookielee87 January 17, 2010

DokOP

A term used by chatango patrons using the 'botteh' bot to describe players with ridiculous fuck-amounts of money. Originates from the name of the player 'dokouroskull' who has most definitely got ridiculous fuck-amounts of bp (the money system on botteh) and pwns any player he so chooses. Regular slave sacrifices are recommended in order to appease him and avoid angering his wallet.

ermahgerd, that dokop bastard negged me like a bitch

by Sankareaftw November 6, 2013

Doikey

Someone who is stupid and or points out the obvious.

Dude, that bird has wings!
Doikey.

by I am mainkey May 27, 2014