Doctors Degree

When you go down on, or have sex with a recently open scar from surgery on your mate.

Matt: "Dude I so hit that last night."
John: "Didn't she just have her appendix taken out?"
Matt: "Yeah, I totally got my doctors degree"

by Mercedes1108 September 28, 2008

doctoresque

adj. Pretending to be a physician but in actuality having only limited paramedic or chiropractic training.

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That looks like a cancer, better let me take a closer look.

I didn’t know you were a doctor.

Well, actually I’m doctoresque; it’s better; there’s no malpractice insurance fees.

by gnostic3 February 17, 2018

Doctors Knowledge

Any correct thing you say. You say "that doctors knowledge"

I can gulp down a hard-boiled egg in one.

Friend: that's doctors knowledge

by Mx. Linguistics October 24, 2020

Doctors

Keeps your system running properly!

Praise Doctors♡

by TrumpTheKiđkissingSexoffenđer. November 15, 2020

doctors

lying pieces of shit who say getting your cholesterol tested through a finger prick wont hurt

someones mom not mine: hey we have to go to the doctors
not me: ok
lying piece of shit doctor: this finger prick wont hurt
not me after finger prick: ow that did hurt

by cock haver June 21, 2021

Doctors visit

A mooning Fruit bowl with your asscheaks spread wide open

I had a doctors visit yesterday afternoon

by Fuck ass jr January 6, 2023

Doctors and Engineers

Doctors and engineers is a euphemism for immigrants that commit crime and cause problems. It was coined by Polish MEP Dominik Tarczyński when criticizing the EU's immigration policy.

Dominik: We don't need your doctors and engineers.

by Zipdox October 27, 2024