Ms Dyson is the the worst teacher on the planet, will go on feminist rants if prompted. She fights for equal rights but hates men and says the N-Word in class (she is white as a cloud) she also picks favorites in her own children. When she goes on a 50 minute rant during history when someone makes a point against her claim that person isn't seen for a while.
by Cum Dawg August 28, 2023
Get the Ms. Dyson mug.To Dyson is the name given to the act of sucking up ones recently ejaculated semen through the eye of the penis. Most commonly caused by the victim being interrupted during masturbation during climax. This shock leads to the testicles expanding slightly internally, thus creating a vacuum inside the testes which therefore sucks the semen back into the testes. If done on a regular basis this can cause severe aching of the testes and may cause one or both of them to pop violently and randomly, normally when sexually aroused.
"Hey son how was your day?"
"Shit dad go away, knock next time! You made me Dyson!!"
"Oh sorry son, my bad"
"Shit dad go away, knock next time! You made me Dyson!!"
"Oh sorry son, my bad"
by RVALDEN May 11, 2010
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Get the Dyson mug.The greatest invention in the world that allows you to clean up in the after partys at 2 o'clock the next morning when u wake up after getting wasted and ur parents are on the way home. (A vaccuum)
by Lyle Brayden April 9, 2005
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Get the Dyson mug.i was vacuuming my couch and the my boyfriend ran in and Dysoned my neck .
computer nerd Dysoned his own neck to make everyone believe he had a girlfriend.
computer nerd Dysoned his own neck to make everyone believe he had a girlfriend.
by chato7411 May 18, 2010
Get the DYSONED mug.Dyson a kind,funny and sweet guy. Don't get me wrong he has his moments but life is just a tad better with him in it.
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