Person 1: Hey did you see that new James Cameron film where the guy needed to be saved by that badass chick
Person 2:Yeah I did, He's a daniel in distress rather than being the hero of the story
Person 2:Yeah I did, He's a daniel in distress rather than being the hero of the story
by daniel needs saving February 19, 2019
Get the daniel in distressmug. by IPromiseToDoWhatIPromised June 2, 2025
Get the <.7.9.7.6.>The Psychopath Stroke Called Distressed Stutter & Psychosomatic Suspects<.7.9.7.6.>mug. by TheSpartanicaOfAnyHellstromu3e April 8, 2025
Get the Dicku Long When She Making It A Distressed Stutter Sound Effect Called....A Scream, Or A Yutzmug. One Thousand Nine Hundred And Ninety `~` One To One Thousand Nine Hundred And Ninety `~` Two Perfected The Distressed Studder
One Thousand Nine Hundred And Ninety `~` One To One Thousand Nine Hundred And Ninety `~` Two Perfected The Distressed Studder
by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim March 31, 2025
Get the One Thousand Nine Hundred And Ninety `~` One To One Thousand Nine Hundred And Ninety `~` Two Perfected The Distressed Studdermug. A generalized pain "down there" that a horny guy feels when in the company of one or more attractive females whom he'd like to be intimate with.
There is no known treatment/cure for intesticle distress, although the sharp aching and other more severe symptoms can often be dulled somewhat by totally "relieving the pressure" --- either by having a long period of hot 'n' heavy intercourse with someone or by simply "spanking the monkey" till you're completely "drained" --- right beforehand, so that your guy-junk will be totally weak and exhausted for a while, and so even a strong emotional desire for female flesh will not spur much if any embarrassing/awkward physical reaction between your legs while any of the desirable gals in question are in close proximity with you.
by QuacksO April 23, 2018
Get the intesticle distressmug. Wanting to contact someone you really want to link with but already messaged.. you feel. Like pestering them will piss them off so you don’t and it drives you mad.
Man I open and close my inbox all day waiting on Marshall, but he just leaves me hanging. It’s making communication distressful dm.
by Titus dyfilid February 17, 2019
Get the Distressful Dmmug. Person 1: hey you coming out tonight?
Person 2: no, I'm in absolute distress
Person 1: ah, that sucks. Feel better fam.
Person 2: no, I'm in absolute distress
Person 1: ah, that sucks. Feel better fam.
by YoyoMaFam July 26, 2022
Get the absolute distressmug.