Dickle Doo

The act of someone acting ridiculous and making no sense, acting like a retard.

Bro stop being such a fucking Dickle Doo

by Jose Javier November 28, 2004

dinkle dong

When someone gets a sliver up their anal cavity.

Matthew: I got a dinkle dong last night when Jason and I were making a new video for slapdaddy.com, and it really hurts.
Jason: I was getting tired of fucking him, so I stuck a sliver up his ass.
Billy: That is fucked up. I am going to go stick my cock in a blender.
(Billy is bisexual)

by HORNYGREENMAN January 20, 2017

Dinkledorf

Someone who does dumbass shit on a regular basis

Person #1: Man Joe is a dumbass
Person #2: Yeah, he is such a dinkledorf

by Hi You are amazing October 5, 2020

dinkleberry

A tiny dried up or petrified ball of feces that gets caught in a man's ass hair. It can be the result of not washing your ass or not properly wiping your ass after taking a crap.

When the hippie/stoner pulled down his pants, the girl caught a glimpse of his dinkleberries and refused to have sex with him.

by toast455 July 2, 2005

dinkleburg

that one asshole that ruins everything and ur dad hates him

* my father glares at the neighbor * dinkleburg.

by william asston February 4, 2019

Dinkles

A brand of shoes used in Marching Band.

"My dinkles are really starting to rub and give me blisters." or "My new dinkles got scuffed."

by duckybubbles84 October 12, 2008

dinkle dank

A dinkle dank is a prosthetic penis in the shape of an exotic mushroom that you happen to keep in your refrigerator. You keep it in their because you have exchanged your penis for a vagina in an effort to store stuff in there, such as a katana, and make it more versatile. By doing so you have to keep your dinkle dank somewhere. In short, or long, your dinkle dank is a refrigerated prosthetic penis.

Man w/dinkle dank: Hey you have your dinkle dank on you?
Man w/out one: Nope sorry, I left it in the fridge, good thing I have my katana in place of it. You want to go eat some dog?
Man w/dinkle dank: Sure, with this dinkle dank I feel like doing anything.

by TinyTowers December 12, 2014