Dildowned

Getting slapped, hit, smacked, or just plain old fucked hard with a dildo.

*Ivan Slaps Rabid_Rabbit with a dildo

Ivan I just dildowned you Rabid_Rabbit!

by Ivan August 26, 2004

Dildonnery

A way of calling bullshit in the political world.

History Professor: "And then the Dixiecrats were formed".
Barack Obama: "That political party was pure dildonnery sir".

by xRahx March 10, 2009

dildonosphere

A sphere with many dildos sticking out of it. May be used by multiple people simultaneously.

Aren't you gonna wash that dildonosphere before you use it? You did buy it on Ebay, after all. OR Your mum and entire extended family had such an amazing time on the dildonosphere last night.

by M0dey March 12, 2010

dildookie

A frozen turd used as a dildo

She was shocked by the coldness of the dildookie at first and by the time she realized the mess it hasd made it was too late.

by wildmnc January 8, 2011

Dildoozie

Either a giant dildo, or a koozie for a dildo.

Your dildo is getting too cold? Here, take my dildoozie.

by alt875 December 22, 2012

Dildron

A Robotic dildo that may or may not rape you till the room stinks. just don't buy the dildron with legs and you most likely wont have that problem.
Place of origen: Japan.

I woke up to the stink of one thousand rottin scrotes... it was then i knew my Dildron had its way.

by gingem-gytis June 10, 2013

Dildonic Plague

Like the plagues of history, a dildonic plague starts with a single infected person that spreads their infection to others. The symptoms consist chiefly of being driven to such distraction and stupidity in the face of easily avoidable catastophe that others who are not infected become convinced that having a violently raging dildo lodged in some hidden orifice is the only reasonable explanation, and that this "disease" is active and spreading amongst others.

This morning, our website was down because someone forgot to renew the certificate! Then the shipping department shipped my packages to the wrong address. Not an hour later, some guy clogged the toilet and flooded the bathroom by trying to flush it repeatedly. Finally, it ravaged operations, who accidentally canceled our Internet service! Someone should have taken the 10-inch vibrating mamba out of their ass before they came to work! We've got a freakin' dildonic plague on our hands!

by dirtforker February 8, 2020