dibber

The television remote

throw us the dibber so i can change the channel

by boohoo April 6, 2008

Dilbert

Dilbert is a highly-read comic strip started in 1989 by cartoonist Scott Adams featuring the office life of character Dilbert and his partners: the scheming Dogbert, Ratbert, Wally, often-angry Alice, the ignorant Pointy-Haired Boss, the genious garbage man, and other minor characters. Dilbert is portrayed as a smart, but often work-avoiding, employee. Wally is usually the same. The only hard-working engineer is Alice, but, despite her efforts, has never gotten a raise or any sort of credit for her work. Asok the Intern first appeared in 1996, and, although he is quick coming up with possible solutions to things, he is still naive of the real cruelties of the business world.

In the beginning, Dilbert and his companions were drawn purely by hand, and mailed off to the syndicate. Soon his work got more technology-related, and as of now, Scott Adams draws with no paper: he uses a Wacom Cintiq 21UX tablet/screen to draw on Adobe Photoshop. After, he emailed it to the syndicate. Scott Adams claimed that this technique is much more efficient than his previous ones on the Scott Adams Blog.

Guy-"Dilbert is like totally the best comic ever."
Other Guy-"Like, totally."

by cocoanutv May 5, 2009

Dilversqueef

Dilver: When a long stream of explosive diarrhea shoots out of your dickhole.

Squeef: An eruptive horrifyingly bloody queef explosion

Dilversqueef: An indescribably terrifying combination of the two. It is said that were a dilversqueef ever to actually occur, the fabric of the universe would rip apart. It is also quite fun to say, and highly confusing when used as an insult.

Guy 1: You're a retard.
Guy 2: You're an asshole.
Guy 1: You're a... a dilversqueef!
(Guy 2's head explodes)

by Dildochod9000 April 8, 2011

dilbert

1. someone who works in a cubicle at a mind-numbing job.

2. a job that is good practice for being dead or in a coma.

Don't ask him about his job, he's a dilbert.

by Mike Oxhard July 13, 2006

DiBernard

A handsome guy often referred to as a god who is kind, honest, and very sweet.

Brendan DiBernard is a DiBernard type guy who I miss very much. I guess this is my way of saying sorry. Although you may never see this, everyone else will. For all those out there who will never know Brendan, it's your lose because he is truely one of a kind.

by Crystal Tharrington June 16, 2009

DiBerardino

Dates back to the era of the Roman Empire, and were part of the hierarchy of the royal family. DiBerardino's are believed to have been blessed from the Greek God of beauty, Aphrodite for their heroic efforts in helping lead to the Romans decisive victory at the Battle of Aquilonia. Modern day DiBerardino's tend to be attractive, smart, and down to earth people, now scattered throughout the globe. They are proud of their heritage, and believe in having a strong, tight knit family.

Yesterday I met a DiBerardino, she totally blew my mind just from talking to her for only two minutes with the amount of complex words she was using, not to mention her good looks!

by romemphist November 22, 2010

dibberdazzle

to dibberdazzle means to disappear.

“ i’m gonna need you to dibberdazzle out of my face”

“your the one who needs to dibberdazzle out of MY face!”

by fuck this shit i’m out December 15, 2019