Broken diamond

Noun or adjective relating to a co-worker or peer who is acting like a malfunctioning vagina.

Richard Daue says: "w-w-wow, Terrance Nolan is hurt again? That douche bag is a giant 'broken diamond'.?

by Noonanita March 26, 2009

Diamond Ring

A useless Item that women expect there man to bankrupt themselves for.

Stacey: A diamond ring is a woman's best friend.
Berry: And a man's worst enemy.

by lordgrim the invcbke October 21, 2020

Diamond Chevrolet

v. To be nickel-and-dimed by passive-aggressive behavior, particularly by a company that sells products and/or services; to be ripped-off, misrepresented, or billed for unforseen expenses.

The word originated from the Webster Square neighborhood of Worcester, MA, as a result of the widely publicized business practices of the Diamond Chevrolet dealership.

I made sure my boss signed a contract before I started the project, or else I knew he'd Diamond Chevrolet me on my paycheck.

Everyone in Worcester knows someone who has been Diamond Chevrolet'd, so there's no excuse for it to happen to them.

You filthy Diamond Chevroleting rat, you killed my brother...

by MattYouKnowWho April 9, 2008

Diamond Miner

The sexiest most dangerous of all gold diggers. A successful gold digger that targets billionaires and celebrities. They are ruthless as they only care about money while being good at getting what they want. Will not hesitate to leave you after she drains your finances, health, dignity, and soul.

"See that hot 19 year old with the CEO of x company?" Dan says, "Man that's one fine diamond miner."

Poor Bill died penniless from suicide after his wife left him for some punk kid while taking all his money from the divorce. No chick that loves a man would ever do that. What a diamond miner.

by Moozers Cow August 17, 2011

Diamorph

A large grappling hook used to latch on to something.

hand me the diamorph over there.

by diggitydog666 December 29, 2018

Digamma male

We currently have the sigma male as the superior male but currently more and more people are using this term so a new type of male is needed to classify the strongest males out of the sigma males, otherwise the supreme male in the male hierarchy. A sigma male has reached a max level of inner peace and can self manifest to an extent just by using his thought and willpower. He has a sufficient answer about every phylosophycal question and can even lift a train just by concentrating his thoughts into manifesting muscle mass. Even though he has full control over his body, he is humble and doesn't boast about his status. Also he is living a normal life with all the other types of man not always uncovering his full potential. This is due to wanting to socialize and being a digamma male is often disliked by other males because of their power and their inability to be surprised and lose in every kind of friendly conflict. Digamma males go along with eachother since they have a similar mindset. In short, you could say digamma males are a tier under a diety.

-Wow! Bob made his mother spontaneously combust using his thought and willpower because she claimed digamma male isn't a real thing and for him to get a life!
- Oh wow. When is the funeral?

by EggMale October 1, 2021

doggie diamond

this is just plain old dog shit

my grandmother gave me a nickel to clean up the doggie diamond

by betsula June 13, 2008